{
  "description": "\"A Week?!\"\n\nThe following is a dramatic telling of my life... my not canon life...\n\nI loose an entire week and scare the crap out of my girlfriend. She also sits on my dick.\n\nKeep in mind that I, Buddy Tippet, also am an author of some very dirty books published on Amazon in paperback and Kindle.\n\nClick here for a list of all of my books!\n\nAlso consider buying me a coffee to help keep me going.\n\nhttps://ko-fi.com/buddytippet\n\nEnjoy the show!"
}