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      "body": "By Machine God, what power source in this baton? If it can give a decent shock to a crocodile, that is as large as blue whale, it should just fry or even evaporate anything smaller!",
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      "body": "Aha, there [i]is[/i] insurance against dragons that get a bit too rowdy after all.\nThat said, what shady things (aside from red tape) could threaten an establishment like this? Someone \"complicates\" things, just eat them.",
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      "body": "Lookin' forward to seein' Allie get nomfed by a noodle. Snakes are my favorite pred.",
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