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      "body": "[quote]\"butdoesitrunlinux\":/users/301083 said:\nGood thing they conveniently put this indoor pool of water right under the window!\n[/quote]\n\nI was beginning to think that as well after I made that comment",
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      "body": "[quote]\"colinthelucario\":/users/2147024 said:\nWell I guess falling into water would be safer than falling onto the hard ground. That's luck right there.\n[/quote]\n\nGood thing they conveniently put this indoor pool of water right under the window!",
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      "body": "Well I guess falling into water would be safer than falling onto the hard ground. That's luck right there.",
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