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  "description": "<p>Three strikes and I'm out of lab duty. I hate to admit it, but it's probably for the best... The flasks are too big to hold now, and I can't afford to lose any more height!</p>\n\n<p>(Octransfur Day 29 - Trouble. Yes, I did do Pichu two pictures in a row. Does this mean anything? Maybe. Please don't ask ^^;)</p>\n\n<p><a href=\"https://youtu.be/SpkDS4TLgjQ\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Click here to check out the timelaspe~</a></p>\n\n<hr>\n\n<p>Alt text from <a href=\"https://bsky.app/profile/crizbn.com\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">my Bluesky</a> post:<br>\n<i>Mato, sensing the now-familiar feeling of panic from his former supervisor, sighed. \"Again?\"</i></p>\n\n<p>The Pichu looked up at him, surrounded by a puddle of mysterious liquid, a broken beaker, and a scientist's coat that was now several sizes too big for him. \"I-it's not what it looks like!\"</p>\n\n<p>\"It looks pretty similar to the last two times. Maybe you're just not cut out for lab work.\"</p>\n\n<p>Chris squeaked, \"B-but... I really like this job!\"</p>\n\n<p>\"Don't worry,\" said the freshly-promoted Lucario. \"I have an ideal position for someone with your... history.\" And he wrote down \"Lab Mascot\" as his suggestion for the ex-human's third reassignment.</p>\n"
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