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      "body": "this is sooo disgusting why do i love it ",
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      "body": "I'm gonna say the probably mentally unwell thing of God I wish that was me",
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      "body": "this is absolutely not my thing but the tail wags from the urinal are cute. im glad they're happy :3",
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      "body": "amazing wish i was the urinal ",
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      "body": "holy shit. this rocks. you totally should do more gross stuff. physically and morally",
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