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  "created_at": "2026-03-30T18:21:22.870-04:00",
  "id": 271858,
  "original_description": "[quote]\r\nGrampa: Gwen, do you copy? You must continue your m-mission.\r\nGwen: I've lost all my gear. I need to locate Ben.\r\nGrampa: He was never factored into the simulation. Leave him out of this.\r\nGwen: I can't do much naked, especially in this temperature.\r\nGrampa: That's true. You won't be able to attack, knock on walls, or enter the Hanging Mode in your current sate.\r\nGwen: I think Ben has my gear.\r\nGrampa: Gwen, take out Driscoll and his men. You must recover the ship intact.\r\nGwen: Grampa, are you under orders from the Forever Knights?\r\nGrampa: Your role, that is, mission, is to infiltrate the structure and DISARM the Forever Knights! \r\nGwen: My ROLE? Why do you keep saying that?\r\nGrampa: Why not? This is a type of theater production. The point is that you play out your part, and I expect you to turn in a perfect performance.\r\nGwen: Grampa, I just realized something.\r\nGrampa: What's that?\r\nGwen: That I haven't met you in person since I started this mission. Not once.\r\nGrampa:... Complete your mission according to the simulation.\r\nGwen: Are you really Grampa Max?\r\nGrampa: No more questions. We have Julie.\r\nGwen: What do you mean by that?\r\nGrampa: Over and out.\r\n[/quote]\r\n\r\nI must confess, I'm not too knowledgeable about Ben 10. I do like Gwen, though. And Grampa Max.\r\n\r\nThis one requires a bit of an explanation. See, Paul Eiding plays Grampa Max on Ben 10. And in Metal Gear, he's known for his role as Colonel Campbell. In Metal Gear Solid 2, Campbell is replaced by an Al who goes crazy in a segment of the game where the player character is stripped naked.\r\n\r\nSo, I put it in a Ben 10 scenario with help from Xierra099 who did an amazing job, as usual. Gwen replaces Raiden, that Forever Knight replaces the Arsenal Gear solider, and Grampa Max replaces the Al Colonel, who he seems to do a good job of. The contact point is a communicator in Gwen's ear.\r\n\r\nI was considering whether or not to filter, because the sequence in MGS2 was simply Raiden naked, but that game's rated M, so I felt it best to filter.\r\n\r\nHonestly though, you have browsed the web for a long time. Do you have anything else to do with your time?",
  "original_title": "Close the Browser Right Now!",
  "post_id": 1491648,
  "translated_description": "",
  "translated_title": "",
  "updated_at": "2026-03-30T18:21:22.870-04:00"
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