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      "body": "[quote]\"con_flux89\":/users/1148212 said:\njust hope it doesn't get stuck. we all know how difficult it is to remove a stuck cylinder. especially since it's imperative the cylinder remains intact \n[/quote]\n\nLMAO AMAZING REFERENCE",
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      "body": "[quote]\"loonaxkrystal\":/users/1846872 said:\nnah pretty sure Sebs gonna release some lubricating fluid real soon. \n[/quote]\n\nThat's gonna lead to a very uncomfortable restroom visit afterward.\n\n[quote]\"weaselsmasher\":/users/284358 said: \nTrain your butthole gently, and over time you'll become ummm... a butt-celebrity? A hole-hero? Eminently assfuckable? Get your own rectal trading card? Your average fox in furry art? (okay, no, we won't go THAT far)\n[/quote]\n\nMan, I've seen some women in my time that I can only say, is they perform some actual magic tricks that I can't comprehend.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"defnotamouse37\":/users/2318102 said:\nJudging by Seb's face, I can tell she's really gripping that cylinder. That must feel great.\n[/quote]\n\nIt’s imperative the cylinder remains unharmed",
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      "body": "Ed-ward...",
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      "body": "[quote]\"loonaxkrystal\":/users/1846872 said:\nnah pretty sure Sebs gonna release some lubricating fluid real soon. \n[/quote]\n\nLet's just hope that the lubricating fluid doesn't end up having the consistency of butter and microwaved mashed banana",
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      "body": "Now we're bouncing baby. ",
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      "body": "Achievement unlocked...",
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      "body": "The day after which Serah couldn't do any loud farts anymore.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tijhor\":/users/420347 said:\nYup, looks like a switch was flipped and she's enjoying it now. \n[/quote]\nI’m really happy to see that.",
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      "body": "I know this isn't really a thing that Black Kitten does, but I'd *really* like to see her soaking wet after something like this. Just...Completely at a loss of how she got this hot and bothered over something she didn't know she liked. ",
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