{
  "description": "A color commission for fa!bud9133.\n\nIn order to attract more customers (as well as to show up that smug tramp Linda Gazongas), Eileen White, founder and owner of Cushions Bar and Grill, added a 96 oz steak dinner meal to the menu; even going so far as to make it into a challenge.\n\nFinish the whole meal - steak, side salad, rolls and all - in under an hour, and it's free; the full meal, on the house!\n\nBut since there's no possible way that anyone could finish such a meal in such a short amount of time, all Eileen would have to do is rake in the profits (and since she'd charge $196.95 plus tax per challenge, there'd be plenty of profits to be had indeed)!\n\nOr at least, that would have been the plan anyway; that is, until Shelly Taylor showed up.\n\nA kangaroo with a bottomless stomach, Shelly would be their first participant in the challenge, and judging by how quickly she'd been able to put down those steaks, probably the last.  =p\n\nOh well, better luck next time Eileen; maybe Bella here can provide you with some comfort in such a trying time (though particularly surly dingos with thigh muscles wider than one's shoulders probably wouldn't make for the most comfortable of friends).  X3\n\nShelly copyright fa!bud9133\nEileen, Bella, and artwork copyright SatsumaLord"
}