{
  "description": "[i]\"Island hopping over to visit my dad! He’s a fat, hairy, practicing nudist Alolan Raichu, and he’s probably the sexiest man you will ever see in Alola. He’s also one of the nicest, so don’t be surprised if he gives you a hug (and then thigh sex 💦💦)\"[/i]\n\n---\n\nNow dad shows up, and he's a fat Alolan Raichu with a hot tan\nart by me"
}