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      "body": "Here we go",
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      "body": "She's already tensing up and come on Seb wash your fingers.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"weaselsmasher\":/users/284358 said:\nIf you wait til you're 100% ready, you wait a little too long.\n\n[/quote]\n\nWhy is there wisdom in my incest comic comment section",
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      "body": "Don't worry Sarah, I got your 6.",
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      "body": "If you're on the receiving end, push like you're trying to poo, it loosens the sphincter muscle.",
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      "body": "Prepare for anal",
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      "body": "This is going to be a bit more than a couple fingers.",
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      "body": "Just remember to go slow and let her relax man. Otherwise, she will NEVER let you back in there.",
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      "body": "I don't think she is. But ready or not, her it comes. ",
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      "body": "Ok deep breath.. and a one..",
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      "body": "Gah, the look on her face in that second panel...",
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      "body": "[quote]\"garths\":/users/513159 said:\nSecond thoughts there Sera?\n[/quote]\n\nI'd say that she's definitely having second thoughts.   The question is will she voice them. ",
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      "body": "Fuck! He’s so big. ",
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      "body": "Second thoughts there Sera?",
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      "body": "Ohhhh I know this feeling, she's gonna have a helluva time, I just hope my boy goes a bit slow at first cause it's a bumpy ride the first time, every other time after is peak though",
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