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      "body": "[quote]\"superroblox00\":/users/79934 said:\nIt's like asking how did you burn [i]juice[/i].\n[/quote]\n\n\"the soup is cold and the salad is hot! how is that even possible?!\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"colchester\":/users/1102809 said:\nu fucked up everything about my order, how did you burn [i]soda?[/i]\n[/quote]\n\nIt's like asking how did you burn [i]juice[/i].",
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    {
      "body": "Honestly this might be what they need to save their dying brand",
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      "body": "u fucked up everything about my order, how did you burn [i]soda?[/i]",
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      "body": "then why the fuck was MY PIZZA undercooked and the dough BURNT??? how do you even do that?? and then the manager yelled at me when i ASKED FOR A REFUND?? you broke that policy. no unsatisfied customer my ass. dumb friggin rat.",
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