{
  "description": "\"Hey, Claire, we've got a great idea for this year's OVA special!\"\n\n\"Do I want to hear this?\"\n\n\"No, seriously, it's great!  See, there's this Internet thing called 'May-ternity', and —\"\n\n\"Hold it.  Right.  There.  You are [i]not[/i] getting me pregnant for a video shoot!  No way, no how, not gonna happen...\"\n\n(Spoiler:  It happened.  ( • ᴗ - )  But, she'll feel better about it once those royalty cheques start rolling in from all the DVD and Blu-Ray sales!)\n\nart by [iconname]Gi0[/iconname]"
}