{
  "description": "\"Alright sport, are you ready to head to your mate's house?\"\n\n\"Sure, we will be beating you old dads at cricket, as always, Dad.\"\n\n\"Haha, we'll see about that, son.\"\n\n\n*  *  *\n\n\n\"Crikey mate, I'm about to spoof, and I haven't had a chance to dip my rod in his pond.\"\n\n\"C'mon Pat, I know you want a go with my kiwi, but we got heaps of time—ohhh, sweet as Jack! Take it easy, munchkin. I didn't expect you to be this eager to try a kiwi pizzle.\"\n\n\"That boy has become more adventurous as of late. Makes me happy to see his confidence blooming.\"\n\nCommission from anonymous artists"
}