{
  "description": "CAPPER - A tall feline leans against the ovens, a pot of soup boiling on the burner. In his hand he holds a can of beer. Seeing you enter the kitchen his expression changes from a dreary malaise to excitement as he begins talking to you in a foreign language as he gestures wildly with his paws, his face glowing with excitement\r\n\r\nLOGIC [Trivial:success] - He hasn't spoken with anyone else for a long while and it's clear he doesn't have many ponies to talk to.\r\n\r\nEMPATHY [easy:success]- It would be kind to humor him. Just nod along. He knows.\r\n\r\nELECTROCHEMISTRY - Stay for the vodka"
}