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      "body": "Ah, the \"Frank Drebin of Police Squad\" method of undressing.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"digitalhare\":/users/149378 said:\n[spoiler]My friend and I have an agreement that it'll be relevant to goings-on soon. She touches him, gets the unicorn blood on him. Fun is had by all. Squirmles continue to be beat by a broom. But hey [i]that's just a theory.[/i][/spoiler]\n[/quote]\n\n[spoiler]A PORN THEORY[/spoiler]",
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      "body": "[quote]\"geckomantis\":/users/555228 said:\nSecond. Wash your hands.\n[/quote]\n\n[spoiler]My friend and I have an agreement that it'll be relevant to goings-on soon. She touches him, gets the unicorn blood on him. Fun is had by all. Squirmles continue to be beat by a broom. But hey [i]that's just a theory.[/i][/spoiler]",
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      "body": "Locked and loaded",
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      "body": "When you \"unequip all\".",
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      "body": "[quote]\"shapie\":/users/739774 said:\n*Cue some good Yakuza music*\n[/quote]\n\n\"You have any idea how little that narrows it down?\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"adinenazul\":/users/1154769 said:\nShirt..pants..boots.......huh she go commando\n[/quote]\nLOL I was hoping somebody would notice that\n",
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      "body": "[quote]\"usershitty\":/users/589918 said:\nTULIP\n\nFormer Fourth Chairman of the Tojo Clan\n[/quote]\n\n*Cue some good Yakuza music*",
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