{ "comments": [ { "body": "The cooked steak implies that Steves dick is burnt ", "created_at": "2026-02-11T12:30:16.058-05:00", "creator_id": 2348147, "creator_name": "Acritterofhell", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9631394, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2026-02-11T12:30:16.058-05:00", "updater_id": 2348147, "updater_name": "Acritterofhell", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "EAT THAT MEAT!!!!", "created_at": "2025-12-29T12:54:37.861-05:00", "creator_id": 1270515, "creator_name": "ScaleBreakerPrime", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9535318, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-12-29T12:54:37.861-05:00", "updater_id": 1270515, "updater_name": "ScaleBreakerPrime", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Glorious!", "created_at": "2025-10-23T14:30:46.255-04:00", "creator_id": 9414, "creator_name": "wolfywetfurr", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9397670, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 0, "updated_at": "2025-10-23T14:30:46.255-04:00", "updater_id": 9414, "updater_name": "wolfywetfurr", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"deterioratedstarcell\":/users/2214278 said:\n*In the stronghold, walking to the end portal:\n\n\"boutta beat my meat.\nDO-DO-DO-DOO!\nboutta beat my meat.\nDRRR-DO-DO-DOO!\":https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_mGXBuHDs\n[/quote]\n\nI fucking hate/love you bro", "created_at": "2025-09-04T12:40:43.706-04:00", "creator_id": 1077207, "creator_name": "HaloLover69", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9297195, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 2, "updated_at": "2025-09-04T12:40:43.706-04:00", "updater_id": 1077207, "updater_name": "HaloLover69", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"showemarealpredator\":/users/1645407 said:\nthe steak in their inventory is a reference to the fact that im beating my meat and im cooked\n[/quote]\n\n*In the stronghold, walking to the end portal:\n\n\"boutta beat my meat.\nDO-DO-DO-DOO!\nboutta beat my meat.\nDRRR-DO-DO-DOO!\":https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LU_mGXBuHDs", "created_at": "2025-08-24T07:02:35.877-04:00", "creator_id": 2214278, "creator_name": "DeterioratedStarCell", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9274499, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 2, "updated_at": "2025-08-24T07:02:35.877-04:00", "updater_id": 2214278, "updater_name": "DeterioratedStarCell", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "[quote]\"scalebag\":/users/270048 said:\nI am a dwarf and i'm digging these holes!\n[/quote]\n\n🎶DIGGY DIGGY HOLE🎶", "created_at": "2025-08-24T04:58:56.024-04:00", "creator_id": 798303, "creator_name": "Espenebs", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9274380, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 1, "updated_at": "2025-08-24T04:58:56.024-04:00", "updater_id": 798303, "updater_name": "Espenebs", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "I am a dwarf and i'm digging these holes!", "created_at": "2025-08-17T14:56:24.054-04:00", "creator_id": 270048, "creator_name": "Scalebag", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9260410, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 8, "updated_at": "2025-08-17T14:56:24.054-04:00", "updater_id": 270048, "updater_name": "Scalebag", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Jean needs more eggs because for some reason torches or whatnot are still how you can collect em", "created_at": "2025-08-17T04:15:27.131-04:00", "creator_id": 505240, "creator_name": "Zephesh", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9259584, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 2, "updated_at": "2025-08-17T04:15:27.131-04:00", "updater_id": 505240, "updater_name": "Zephesh", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Don't forget you need a bed for the speedrun.", "created_at": "2025-08-16T11:37:33.789-04:00", "creator_id": 198491, "creator_name": "IceHole", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9258044, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 12, "updated_at": "2025-08-16T11:37:33.789-04:00", "updater_id": 198491, "updater_name": "IceHole", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "Is this why most people never beat the Ender Dragon? They beat their meat instead?", "created_at": "2025-08-15T17:57:52.011-04:00", "creator_id": 426952, "creator_name": "Tenaeq_Quabris", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9256585, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 24, "updated_at": "2025-08-15T17:57:52.011-04:00", "updater_id": 426952, "updater_name": "Tenaeq_Quabris", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null }, { "body": "the steak in their inventory is a reference to the fact that im beating my meat and im cooked", "created_at": "2025-08-15T17:10:43.535-04:00", "creator_id": 1645407, "creator_name": "ShowEmARealPredator", "do_not_bump_post": false, "id": 9256506, "is_hidden": false, "is_sticky": false, "post_id": 5780575, "score": 162, "updated_at": "2025-08-15T17:10:43.535-04:00", "updater_id": 1645407, "updater_name": "ShowEmARealPredator", "vote": 0, "warning_type": null, "warning_user_id": null } ] }