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Please don't go.\n\nBut Mike's decision was final.\n\nMike: Sorry. But I made my decision. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, Iris. Goodbye, kids.\n\nMike started walking a far distance from everyone. Just then, someone grabbed Mike and put him in a cage.\n\nMike: Hey. Let me out. Guys, help.\n\nThey all heard Mike yelling for help.\n\nPathos: What was that?\n\n(Mike barking)\n\nMercury: I don't know, but it kinda sounds like Mike calling for help.\n\nMike: Help.\n\nIris: That is Mike.\n\nThey turned around and saw the two crooks drive off with Mike.\n\nFluffy: Hey, come back.\n\nPathos: That's our friend you have.\n\nMike: Guys.\n\nPups: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nThey ran after them until they were worn out. The truck kept driving. It was too fast.\n\nMercury: We got to save Mike.\n\nFreddy: Okay. But how? That truck's too fast.\n\nAthos: Yeah. They must really far by now.\n\nIris: It doesn't matter. Mike's been dognapped and like Mercury said, we have to rescue him. And yes, you are right. We do.\n\nThe rest of them agreed.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nChance: Let's do it.\n\nIris: Not so fast, pups. You stay here.\n\nPups: What?\n\nCassius: Your mom's right, kids. It's too dangerous.\n\nDina: But he's our dad. And family sticks together.\n\nMal: Mom, please. Let us help. (making puppy eyes)\n\nIris: (groans) Fine. Just for today. Or else, you're grounded.\n\nChance: Yes.\n\nThey gave their mom a hug.\n\nIris: Alright. Let's get our friend back.\n\nThe chase was on. But Athos was right, the truck was really far.\n\nMike: That's it. I need to get out somehow. Hey, you two. Let me out this instant.\n\nBut the bad guys just heard barking coming from Mike.\n\nMike: Hello. I said let me out right now or you'll regret it when my friends find me.\n\nThey still heard barking. They laughed.\n\nCrook 1: Pipe down, you mutt. The boss has plans for you and these other dogs.\n\nCrook 2: Uh. What sort of plans, boss?\n\nCrook 1: The thing, numbskull. Hey, boss, we got more dogs.\n\nBoss: Perfect.\n\nMike: Mutt? Did he just call me a mutt? That it. When I get out of this cage, you two are in for a world of pain. Wait, others?\n\nSpot: Just ignore them.\n\nMilton: Yeah. They're just trying anger you.\n\nMike saw a basset hound named Spot, a corgi named Milton, a greyhound name Pearl, a dachshund named Martha, a saint bernard named Henry, a chihuahua named Sadie, a beagle named Stanley, an american foxhound named Lala, a dalmatian named Daisy, a great dane named Hunter, a saluki named Flora, a golden retriever named Finn, and a border collie named Bailey.\n\nMike: Um. Who are you guys?\n\nSpot: I'm Spot. And these are my friends. This is Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nMilton: Charmed, I say.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nMike: I'm Mike. Nice to meet you all. But what exactly is going on?\n\nHenry: What does it look like? They're taking us to the pound. I don't like the pound.\n\nThey brought Mike and the other dogs inside the pound and in the kennels. Mike shook the kennels demanding them to set him and the dogs free.\n\nBailey: Let us out.\n\nMike: That's it. When my friends find me, your in a lot of trouble.\n\nBut the boss stepped out.\n\nBoss: Well. You are some fine dogs. But you'll soon be ejected right in the butt with this.\n\nHe showed a chemical.\n\nBoss: Soon you dogs will be mad and hungry for sex on everyone. (laughs)\n\nThe dogs gasped.\n\nMilton: You monster.\n\nFinn: Right in the butt? This guy is sick.\n\nBailey: I know. Our bottoms are too wonderful to get poked.\n\nFinn: Well, I think yours is cute.\n\nBailey: Aww. Thanks, Finn. (starts blushing)\n\nHenry: He's going to eject us with that? But I'm too soft.\n\nBecause of worrying and fear, Henry's penis began to rise.\n\nHenry: This isn't good. What do we do? We'll be mad dogs forever. I can't live like that. None of us can.\n\nLala: It's okay, sugar.\n\nStanley: Pearl, try to talk him out of this.\n\nPearl: It's okay, big guy. Think happy and calm thoughts.\n\nShe began gently rubbing his penis and his back. It made Henry calm down.\n\nHenry: I feel little better. Thanks, Pearl.\n\nPearl: You're welcome. (kisses Henry on the cheek)\n\nMike: Let us out. You won't get away with this. When my friends come, you'll be really sorry. You hear me?\n\nSadie: Mike. Calm down.\n\nMike: How am I supposed to stay calm?\n\nDaisy: Honey, she's right.\n\nMilton: Yeah. Don't worry, old chap. We'll get out of this somehow.\n\nMike: Easy for you to say. But yeah. You're right. But wait, how did you guys get caught?\n\nHenry: We were all alone with no humans. We were busy doing sexy stuff and our usual fun dog stuff. It really wasn't that bad. But we saw some treats and followed them. But that's when the dog catchers caught us.\n\nMike: Oh. Well the same thing happened with me. Except different.\n\nStanley: Really?\n\nHunter: What happened?\n\nMike: Well. I was just getting ready for the best day. But everyone wanted to mess with my cock, so let them do it, but they did so much that cum came out, they wanted to do it again, but I accidentally peed on them, and I got embarrassed. So I decided to leave. And that's how I got caught.\n\nFlora: Oh. You poor dog.\n\nMike: Yeah. My embarrassment in front of my friends and my family is how I got in this mess. They're probably mad at me for what I did. They're probably not going to find me. (sighs)\n\nPearl: Don't worry, Mike. That's not true. It was an accident. I'm sure wherever your friends are, they're on their way to save us.\n\nMartha: That's right, sugar. It doesn't matter if you made a mess. They still love you.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I still have a family. And my friends are like family to me too. Besides, I never saw the other parts of my dog family.\n\nStanley: That's awful. We grew up on the streets. We had to look in the garbage for food, and mark our territories. \n\nMike: Wait. You never had homes. Now that's awful.\n\nSadie: Yeah. But we all became best friends.\n\nBailey: In fact, we were all like a family.\n\nHenry: And like Pearl said, we're sure your friends aren't mad. And they're probably close to finding us.\n\nBut Mike's friends were nowhere close to the pound.\n\nCassius: Which way do we go?\n\nAthos: I don't know. We never been outside for a long time.\n\nChance: Mom. My paws are tired.\n\nCindy: Mines too.\n\nIris: Alright, pups. Just rest here.\n\nEveryone sat down and rested their paws.\n\nPathos: It's no use. We've been out here trying to chase those two.\n\nJust then, Fluffy spotted a dog in garbage can.\n\nFluffy: Hey. Maybe that dog can help.\n\nDina: He looks sad.\n\nIt was a dachshund dog named Toby, and he was homeless.\n\nDuchess: Excuse us Mr.---\n\nToby: Please. Call me Toby.\n\nChance: Toby, why are you looking gloomy?\n\nIris: Chance!!\n\nToby: No. He's right. I'm used to being on the streets. But it gets kinda lonely.\n\nDuchess: Okay, Toby. Sorry to disturb you. But do you know which way the pound is?\n\nToby: Yeah. It's that way. In fact, I could show you.\n\nIris: Thank you so much, Toby.\n\nBack in the pound, Mike was trying to find a way out.\n\nMike: I can't reach the lock. I know. We can dig.\n\nMartha: But the floor is hard.\n\nMike: Please. We gotta try.\n\nSo they dug through the floor. But they ended up at the front gate where the guards were waiting. Then they tried going over the fence. But it was electric and they got zapped. They also broke the wall. But too loud. They even tried disguising themselves. But the guards knew it was them.\n\nMike: There has to be a way out of this place. We can't give up now.\n\nSpot: Sorry. But we've tried everything.\n\nStanley: Trust us. There's no way out.\n\nKoda (Rottweiler): Except to use the keys to unlock this thing.\n\nJake: He's right you know. Once dogs get caught by dog catchers, they end up in the pound.\n\nLuke: Yeah.\n\nJenny: And you don't want to be here.\n\nThree pug dogs named Jake, Luke, and Jenny stepped out of the shadows and revealed to be Mike's family. But Mike didn't know it was them at first.\n\nMike: Oh. So wait. Your all just going to do nothing but sit in these kennels forever? Listen. I don't give up when raccoons tried to raid my house. So are we going to give up, sulking behind bars, and lick our penises, or are we going to kick some booty?\n\nMilton: You know, he's gotta point.\n\nBonnie (Basenji): Yeah. We're not pups. We're big dogs.\n\nJulian (Labrador Retriever): That's right.\n\nMartha: Yeah. Those are true words.\n\nJake: The dog's right. Well said ummm---\n\nMike: Mike.\n\nJake: Oh. Mike. So how do we get out?\n\nKayla (Cocker Spaniel): Yeah. What's the plan?\n\nMike: Well. We need the keys to unlock these kennels. But how do we get them?\n\nMartha: Hey. Let's try butt sniffing.\n\nLewis (German Shepherd): What? Really?\n\nMilton: Is this really the time for that, Martha?\n\nStanley: Okay. (Sniffs) You smell nice.\n\nMartha: Not for that, but thanks.\n\nFinn: (sniffs) Now that smells like an angel.\n\nBailey: You're so sweet, Finn.\n\nPearl: No. Martha didn't mean butt sniff for greeting. It also sometimes helps us come up with ideas.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nSadie: Really, really. \n\nMike: You guys, do dogs always have to be this weird when it comes to butt sniffing?\n\nKoda: Hey, can't love until you tried it.\n\nSadie: Yep. Our butts have a mind of their own.\n\n(All wiggling their butts)\n\nJulian: That's right. Cute little bottom.\n\nPearl: That's right. One time, I sniffed my own butt, then I got the idea of making the tallest sandwich.\n\nAll the dogs were shocked.\n\nMike: Uhhh. Okay. That's just weird. That is a good idea though.\n\nHenry: All that talk of making the tallest sandwich is making me hungry.\n\nMike: Alright. Let's do it.\n\nSo they butt sniffed for minutes until they came up with a idea.\n\nStanley: Wait, I got it. The keys are in there, but one the hooligans has them. So what if had a long stick to reach them.\n\nJake: Not a bad idea.\n\nMilton: One problem. We don't have any sticks. Where are we going find that's long enough?\n\nMike sniffed Pearl's butt and got an idea.\n\nMike: Maybe we can use our weiners.\n\nHenry: Weiners? We have hot dogs with us?\n\nMike: (laughs) No. I'm taking about our cocks. Our penises. The things we use to go outside to pee.\n\nMartha: But none of them are long enough.\n\nMike: I thought boys had penises. Now that's a surprise.\n\nHenry: Let me try mine. (grunts) I think it's working. (Farts). Or not. Sorry, everyone.\n\nJake: Really, Henry?\n\nSadie: Come on, amigo.\n\nMilton: Ugh. What did you eat?\n\nHenry: I might have ate the hot dogs in the trash.\n\nLewis: Well, no more hot dogs for a week.\n\nMartha: Wait. Dachshunds are long. Maybe if I try stretching, I can make myself long to reach the keys.\n\nSpot: Good thinking.\n\nSo Martha stretched, but she wasn't long enough.\n\nMartha: (grunts). (groans). Sorry, everyone. That didn't work either.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nHunter: Well, it was a good try, Martha.\n\nMilton: Yeah. I wonder all dogs are long.\n\nMeanwhile, the other pets finally arrived at the pound.\n\nToby: Here we are.\n\nFluffy: We're finally here.\n\nPathos: Now let's get Mike back.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nAramis: How do we get in?\n\nFreddy: Yeah. It like a fortress.\n\nMercury: We could use the door.\n\nIris: Yes. But it's locked.\n\nCassius: Hmm. I have an idea.\n\nCassius barked and got the guards attention.\n\nGuard 1: Huh. What do we have here?\n\nGuard 2: It's just a stupid dog. Perfect for the collection.\n\nBut Cassius pounced on the guards, knocked them out and they laid flat on the ground.\n\nCassius: Come on. There's no time to waste.\n\nThey all went inside. They saw different dogs locked up.\n\nDuchess: This is awful.\n\nMal: Those monsters. How could they do this to these guys? Let me at 'em.\n\nAthos: Yeah. Who would be this crazy to lock up all these poor dogs?\n\nMike suddenly heard his heard his friends coming.\n\nMike: Wait. Is that Athos? Hey, it's my friends. Hey guys. Over here.\n\nThey spotted Mike and were happy to see that he was okay.\n\nEveryone: Mike.\n\nDina: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike and Iris nuzzled each other.\n\nIris: Are you okay?\n\nMike: Yes. I am now. But why are you guys here?\n\nFreddy: To save you, of course.\n\nMike: Really? After what I did? I thought you all mad at me and wasn't going to look for me.\n\nIris: That's not true. We're your family, friends and frenemies.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. We'll help no matter what.\n\nTurtles: That's right.\n\nIris: Besides, about what you said about you liking me. Well, I like you too.\n\nMike started blushing. And he and Iris pressed on each other's noses.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nThen they started french kissing.\n\nBoth: Mmm.\n\nMilton: Chaps, that was beautiful.\n\nDuchess: Uh. Are you crying?\n\nMilton: No. I think I have sweat in my eyes.\n\nStanley: Here you go. (hands Milton a tissue)\n\nMilton: Thanks. (blows his nose)\n\nMike: Thanks everybody. Hey, these are some friends I made. Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nDuchess: It's an honor to meet you.\n\nFluffy: And this is Toby. He helped us get here.\n\nToby: Nice to meet you.\n\nMike: The honor is all ours.\n\nCassius: Okay. How do we get you guys out?\n\nHenry: The keys. But one of the guards have them. We already tried reaching with our penises, and Martha tried stretching, but nothing work.\n\nChance: I'll get them.\n\nJake: You can't just walk over there, someone might see you or the guard will catch you.\n\nDuchess: I know. I'll use my tail.\n\nDuchess made her tail longer and used it to grab the keys, and she got them.\n\nDuchess: Got them.\n\nThey all look shocked.\n\nDuchess: What?\n\nPearl: Um. Nothing. (whispers) I didn't know she could that with her tail.\n\nLala: Me neither.\n\nMike: Anyways, let's get out of here.\n\nThey opened all the kennels and all the dogs were set free.\n\nJake: We're all free.\n\nJenny: We sure are.\n\nLuke: Yep.\n\nMike looked them.\n\nMike: Hold on. You guys literally look familiar. \n\nLuke: Really? Are you sure? Because you also look familiar and smell familiar too.\n\nMike: Really. Who are you dogs? (sniffs)\n\nJake: I'm Jake. And these are my parents.\n\nLuke: Yes. I'm Luke and this is my wife Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hi there.\n\nMike: Well. I'm Mike.\n\nJake: Wait. Mike.\n\nMike: You know who I am? Let's sniff each other again just to make sure.\n\nMike and the dogs sniffed each other to see if they recognized each other. And they did.\n\nMike: Wait. (sniffs) I recognize that smell. (sniffs) Jake? Mom? Dad?\n\nAll: Mike?\n\nJake: It's really you. Brother.\n\nLuke: Our son.\n\nMike: My family.\n\nFluffy: Wait. I'm confused. This is also your family?\n\nMike: Yes. My parents Luke and Jenny, and my brother Jake. Oh. Mom. Dad. Jake. These are my friends. Iris, Fluffy, Athos, Aramis, Pathos, Cassius, Duchess, Freddy, Mercury, Toby, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nLuke: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nMike: And these are our kids.\n\nIris: Yep. This is Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance: Hello.\n\nLuke: Hiya, kids. Oh my dog.\n\nJenny: We're grandparents.\n\nJake: And I'm an uncle.\n\nCindy: We never knew we had grandparents and an uncle.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I don't understand. Why did you stop trying to find me?\n\nJake: We didn't.\n\nLuke: We did find you.\n\n(Flashback starts)\n\nJenny: That's right. When you were a sleeping puppy, some bad people were after us. We didn't want to leave you, but we didn't have a choice. We hid you near a bush. And we led them away from you.\n\nLuke: And it worked. But then we saw some people going near you. We thought they were bad. But when they decided to take you in and take good care of you, we were wrong.\n\nMike: But I still don't get why you never came in. Why didn't you come and visit your us?\n\nJenny: Long story. We wanted to visit you and have them take us in too. But we were caught. We were locked away for two years. We're so sorry.\n\nMike: Don't be. You have a right to be forgiven.\n\nPups: Yeah.\n\nThen they all shared a hug.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nStanley: Yep. That's right. You only did it to protect him. Isn't that right, Toby? Toby? Martha?\n\nToby: Whoa. Who's this is pretty hot dog again?\n\nMartha: I'm Martha. And who's this cute and handsome sausage again?\n\nToby: I'm Toby.\n\nToby and Martha started falling in love.\n\nKayla: I think they're falling for each other.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMercury: (cries) I love family reunions and love couples.\n\nJenny: (gasps) Are these the two raccoons? Mike said they kept robbing his home.\n\nLuke: Let's get 'em.\n\nJake: Yeah.\n\nIris: Wait.\n\nMike: No. It's okay. Their good.\n\nJake: Really?\n\nChance: Of course, Uncle Jake.\n\nMike: They do rob me, but we manage to always stop them and kick their butts.\n\nFreddy: Yep. Hey.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nBoss: (claps) Wow. How touching.\n\n(Dogs growling)\n\nBoss: Oh, pipe down. Look, you may have let all the dogs lose, but I can still make you all into sexy hunting dogs.\n\nHenry: I don't think so. Take this, you monster.(farts)\n\nBoss: (Coughs). Ugh. Disgusting.\n\nMike: Everyone, fart at the crazy lady.\n\nEveryone farted a gas cloud aimed it at the crazy lady.\n\nBoss: (coughs). I can't see a blasted thing.\n\nMilton: Now's our chance.\n\nStanley: Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand. And no, Henry. There's no popsicle stand here.\n\nThey made a run for it. They stopped and got exhausted. But the crazy lady was right behind them.\n\nMike: Ideas. Ideas.\n\nMike and Spot sniffed each other and got an idea.\n\nMike: I'll pee at her. I know it's embarrassing, but I'm still going to do it.\n\nIris: Then let us help. Kids, stand back. This is going to get sexy.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance got behind them. Mike, Cassius, Spot, Milton, Henry, Stanley, Hunter, Finn, Toby, Jake, Luke, Koda, Julian, and Lewis all got their cocks ready.\n\nMike: Okay. Ready?\n\nCrazy lady: (yells)\n\nPearl: Aim.\n\nCrazy lady: (still yells)\n\nLuke: Fire.\n\nThey all peed right at the crazy lady.\n\nCrazy lady: Hey. Stop.\n\nAt last she was down.\n\nChance: That... was... pawsome.\n\nThe pets made a run for their lives. And the police officers took the crazy lady away.\n\nCrazy lady: Noooooooooo!\n\nEveryone was safe at last.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\nMike: Hey, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey, Toby, Koda, Bonnie, Julian, Kayla, and Lewis. We can't thank you enough for helping us.\n\nMartha: No problem.\n\nDuchess: Well, I guess it's time to go home.\n\nPearl: Oh. Home.\n\nChance: What is it, Ms. Pearl?\n\nPearl: Please. Just call me Pearl. And about home and families and friends and stuff.\n\nIris: Wait, you guys don't have a home? So, where will you go?\n\nMike: Don't worry. You can stay with me and my family.\n\nJenny: Wait. You want us to stay in your place?\n\nSpot: Are you sure?\n\nMike: Of course. You're my family, and families always stick together.\n\nJake: Thanks bro.\n\nPups: Yay.\n\nMike: So come on. We're almost there.\n\nMike, his friends and family finally made it home\n\nMike: This is it. Home Sweet Home.\n\nJenny: I just hope your family let's us stay.\n\nMike: Don't worry. I'm sure they won't mind.\n\nDina: I'm feeling kinda tired after all that.\n\nMal: Me too.\n\nBonnie: Alright, pumpkins. Let's get you all to bed.\n\nSo they all put the pups to bed.\n\nSadie: So. What should we do now since we're all here?\n\nMartha: I don't know.\n\nMike: You guys want to continue having sex with each other? And this time, I'll let some of you touch my weiner.\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nStanley: Sexy party. Oh, but not too loud.\n\nJust then, the dogs that were locked in the pound wanted to join them.\n\nDogs: Can we join in too?\n\nMike: (sighs) Fine.\n\nThey were all in the front yard having sex and fun.\n\nMike: This is what I call enjoying ourselves.\n\nCassius: You said it.\n\nSpot: That's it. Keep rubbing my penis and I'll rub yours.\n\nSadie: Of course, amor.\n\nPathos: Wait, what?\n\nThey all looked at the girls and were surprised and impressed.\n\nStanley: You girls have penises too? Pawsome.\n\nDuchess: Why thank you.\n\nIris: Yeah. So did I.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMike: Most impressive.\n\nIris: Sorry, Mike. I wanted to tell you.\n\nMike: No need for apologies.\n\nSo they all were rubbing, touching and licking each other's penises.\n\nHenry: That feels good.\n\nPearl: I could keep doing it. Ooh. I can do it harder.\n\nPearl began rubbing Henry's cock too hard.\n\nLuke: No wait. Not too...\n\nBut a splash of cum came out anyways and splattered on everyone. The pups came out of their hiding spot.\n\nKoda: Uh-oh.\n\nLuke: (sighs)...hard. That was pawsome.\n\nEveryone still laughed."
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"writing": "That afternoon, Mike was taking a nap. He started having a dream. He was alone at first. But everyone started rubbing his penis.\n\nMike: Everyone, wait. No so... (sprays cum on everyone) hard.\n\nEveryone was upset with him.\n\nFluffy: Gross.\n\nTurtles: Mike.\n\nDuchess: Egad and blimey.\n\nCassius: Well this is just great.\n\nDina: Dad, that was rude.\n\nIris: Mike, I can't believe you.\n\nMike: Guys, I tried to warn you.\n\nCassius: Well, you didn't warn us good enough.\n\nMike: But I didn't mean... You know what?! Just leave me alone.\n\nThen Mike suddenly woke up.\n\nMike: Phew. Just a dream. That was a good nap.\n\nBut Mike was still sad and embarrassed. He cheered himself by getting a snack.\n\nMike: Maybe I'll have some sexy moments with a little TV.\n\nEveryone was still outside feeling sorry.\n\nIris: Maybe we should check on Mike.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. I wonder how he's doing.\n\nChance: Well, he did say he wanted space. But I guess it couldn't hurt to check on him.\n\nCindy: Yeah.\n\nThey all went to check on Mike. But when they saw him watching TV, he was watching some dogs having sex and having sex while eating.\n\nMal: What the?!\n\nCassius: What in the world is he doing?\n\nAthos: I don't even know.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike: What?\n\nIris: Can we talk?\n\nMike turned off the TV and came outside.\n\nMike: What is it?\n\nIris: Look. We're all really sorry of what happened.\n\nDina: Yeah. We didn't want you to feel bad.\n\nDuchess: So we decided to let you relax.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nFluffy: Yep. And we won't mess with your penis unless it's okay with you. We promise.\n\nMike smiled.\n\nMike: Okay.\n\nSo continued watching TV all night, but his family came back. He quickly turned off the TV and acted normal.\n\nMike: Uh-oh. I have to go.\n\nMike went outside and peed in the bushes.\n\nMike: That feels so much better.\n\nThen by next morning, his family left again.\n\nMike: Wonderful day. And since no one focused on my weiner, I think I'll have some alone time.\n\nSo he continued having sex with himself and watching TV. But fell asleep during the show. Everyone saw he was asleep. But they couldn't stop thinking about his penis. They couldn't control themselves and decided to bring him out.\n\nAthos: Wait. Should we?\n\nAll: Nah.\n\nDuchess: I don't think we should.\n\nIris: Guys, we promised not to.\n\nBut they couldn't help themselves when they saw Mike's penis. So they brought him outside while he was sleep. But when Mike woke up, he saw everyone.\n\nMike: Aahh. What in tail waggers are you doing? Why did you bring me out here?\n\nMercury: We want to---\n\nMike: Play with my weiner? No way. We already agreed on this.\n\nMal: Please, Dad?\n\nCassius: Come on. Just one more time?\n\nAll: Please? (making puppy eyes)\n\nMike: Fine.\n\nSo continued having fun with Mike's cock. Mike felt more liquid.\n\nMike: Not again. Guys, enough.\n\nThey all stopped. But Mike already accidentally peed everywhere and on everyone, including himself. The pups were hiding, then came out.\n\nMike: Whoops. Sorry again.\n\nDuchess: Wow. That... was... so sexy.\n\nEveryone cheered. Except Iris. She promised not to without Mike's permission. But Mike got embarrassed and mad again.\n\nMike: That's it.\n\nEveryone stopped again.\n\nCindy: What's wrong, Dad?\n\nMike: I knew this would happen again. Everyone keeps playing with my weiner and which made me cum or pee everywhere. So you know what. I've had it. If you all are going to do the same thing over and over again, and I'm going to keep spraying stuff, then I can't stay here. So I'm leaving.\n\nThey all gasped.\n\nPathos: You're not serious.\n\nMike made the serious look.\n\nCassius: Nope. He's serious.\n\nMike: Yes. I mean it. I'm outta here.\n\nEveryone was surprised and sad. Mike packed some stuff and walked out the door.\n\nIris: Mike. You don't have to.\n\nDina: Dad, don't go.\n\nMercury: Yeah. Please don't go.\n\nBut Mike's decision was final.\n\nMike: Sorry. But I made my decision. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, Iris. Goodbye, kids.\n\nMike started walking a far distance from everyone. Just then, someone grabbed Mike and put him in a cage.\n\nMike: Hey. Let me out. Guys, help.\n\nThey all heard Mike yelling for help.\n\nPathos: What was that?\n\n(Mike barking)\n\nMercury: I don't know, but it kinda sounds like Mike calling for help.\n\nMike: Help.\n\nIris: That is Mike.\n\nThey turned around and saw the two crooks drive off with Mike.\n\nFluffy: Hey, come back.\n\nPathos: That's our friend you have.\n\nMike: Guys.\n\nPups: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nThey ran after them until they were worn out. The truck kept driving. It was too fast.\n\nMercury: We got to save Mike.\n\nFreddy: Okay. But how? That truck's too fast.\n\nAthos: Yeah. They must really far by now.\n\nIris: It doesn't matter. Mike's been dognapped and like Mercury said, we have to rescue him. And yes, you are right. We do.\n\nThe rest of them agreed.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nChance: Let's do it.\n\nIris: Not so fast, pups. You stay here.\n\nPups: What?\n\nCassius: Your mom's right, kids. It's too dangerous.\n\nDina: But he's our dad. And family sticks together.\n\nMal: Mom, please. Let us help. (making puppy eyes)\n\nIris: (groans) Fine. Just for today. Or else, you're grounded.\n\nChance: Yes.\n\nThey gave their mom a hug.\n\nIris: Alright. Let's get our friend back.\n\nThe chase was on. But Athos was right, the truck was really far.\n\nMike: That's it. I need to get out somehow. Hey, you two. Let me out this instant.\n\nBut the bad guys just heard barking coming from Mike.\n\nMike: Hello. I said let me out right now or you'll regret it when my friends find me.\n\nThey still heard barking. They laughed.\n\nCrook 1: Pipe down, you mutt. The boss has plans for you and these other dogs.\n\nCrook 2: Uh. What sort of plans, boss?\n\nCrook 1: The thing, numbskull. Hey, boss, we got more dogs.\n\nBoss: Perfect.\n\nMike: Mutt? Did he just call me a mutt? That it. When I get out of this cage, you two are in for a world of pain. Wait, others?\n\nSpot: Just ignore them.\n\nMilton: Yeah. They're just trying anger you.\n\nMike saw a basset hound named Spot, a corgi named Milton, a greyhound name Pearl, a dachshund named Martha, a saint bernard named Henry, a chihuahua named Sadie, a beagle named Stanley, an american foxhound named Lala, a dalmatian named Daisy, a great dane named Hunter, a saluki named Flora, a golden retriever named Finn, and a border collie named Bailey.\n\nMike: Um. Who are you guys?\n\nSpot: I'm Spot. And these are my friends. This is Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nMilton: Charmed, I say.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nMike: I'm Mike. Nice to meet you all. But what exactly is going on?\n\nHenry: What does it look like? They're taking us to the pound. I don't like the pound.\n\nThey brought Mike and the other dogs inside the pound and in the kennels. Mike shook the kennels demanding them to set him and the dogs free.\n\nBailey: Let us out.\n\nMike: That's it. When my friends find me, your in a lot of trouble.\n\nBut the boss stepped out.\n\nBoss: Well. You are some fine dogs. But you'll soon be ejected right in the butt with this.\n\nHe showed a chemical.\n\nBoss: Soon you dogs will be mad and hungry for sex on everyone. (laughs)\n\nThe dogs gasped.\n\nMilton: You monster.\n\nFinn: Right in the butt? This guy is sick.\n\nBailey: I know. Our bottoms are too wonderful to get poked.\n\nFinn: Well, I think yours is cute.\n\nBailey: Aww. Thanks, Finn. (starts blushing)\n\nHenry: He's going to eject us with that? But I'm too soft.\n\nBecause of worrying and fear, Henry's penis began to rise.\n\nHenry: This isn't good. What do we do? We'll be mad dogs forever. I can't live like that. None of us can.\n\nLala: It's okay, sugar.\n\nStanley: Pearl, try to talk him out of this.\n\nPearl: It's okay, big guy. Think happy and calm thoughts.\n\nShe began gently rubbing his penis and his back. It made Henry calm down.\n\nHenry: I feel little better. Thanks, Pearl.\n\nPearl: You're welcome. (kisses Henry on the cheek)\n\nMike: Let us out. You won't get away with this. When my friends come, you'll be really sorry. You hear me?\n\nSadie: Mike. Calm down.\n\nMike: How am I supposed to stay calm?\n\nDaisy: Honey, she's right.\n\nMilton: Yeah. Don't worry, old chap. We'll get out of this somehow.\n\nMike: Easy for you to say. But yeah. You're right. But wait, how did you guys get caught?\n\nHenry: We were all alone with no humans. We were busy doing sexy stuff and our usual fun dog stuff. It really wasn't that bad. But we saw some treats and followed them. But that's when the dog catchers caught us.\n\nMike: Oh. Well the same thing happened with me. Except different.\n\nStanley: Really?\n\nHunter: What happened?\n\nMike: Well. I was just getting ready for the best day. But everyone wanted to mess with my cock, so let them do it, but they did so much that cum came out, they wanted to do it again, but I accidentally peed on them, and I got embarrassed. So I decided to leave. And that's how I got caught.\n\nFlora: Oh. You poor dog.\n\nMike: Yeah. My embarrassment in front of my friends and my family is how I got in this mess. They're probably mad at me for what I did. They're probably not going to find me. (sighs)\n\nPearl: Don't worry, Mike. That's not true. It was an accident. I'm sure wherever your friends are, they're on their way to save us.\n\nMartha: That's right, sugar. It doesn't matter if you made a mess. They still love you.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I still have a family. And my friends are like family to me too. Besides, I never saw the other parts of my dog family.\n\nStanley: That's awful. We grew up on the streets. We had to look in the garbage for food, and mark our territories. \n\nMike: Wait. You never had homes. Now that's awful.\n\nSadie: Yeah. But we all became best friends.\n\nBailey: In fact, we were all like a family.\n\nHenry: And like Pearl said, we're sure your friends aren't mad. And they're probably close to finding us.\n\nBut Mike's friends were nowhere close to the pound.\n\nCassius: Which way do we go?\n\nAthos: I don't know. We never been outside for a long time.\n\nChance: Mom. My paws are tired.\n\nCindy: Mines too.\n\nIris: Alright, pups. Just rest here.\n\nEveryone sat down and rested their paws.\n\nPathos: It's no use. We've been out here trying to chase those two.\n\nJust then, Fluffy spotted a dog in garbage can.\n\nFluffy: Hey. Maybe that dog can help.\n\nDina: He looks sad.\n\nIt was a dachshund dog named Toby, and he was homeless.\n\nDuchess: Excuse us Mr.---\n\nToby: Please. Call me Toby.\n\nChance: Toby, why are you looking gloomy?\n\nIris: Chance!!\n\nToby: No. He's right. I'm used to being on the streets. But it gets kinda lonely.\n\nDuchess: Okay, Toby. Sorry to disturb you. But do you know which way the pound is?\n\nToby: Yeah. It's that way. In fact, I could show you.\n\nIris: Thank you so much, Toby.\n\nBack in the pound, Mike was trying to find a way out.\n\nMike: I can't reach the lock. I know. We can dig.\n\nMartha: But the floor is hard.\n\nMike: Please. We gotta try.\n\nSo they dug through the floor. But they ended up at the front gate where the guards were waiting. Then they tried going over the fence. But it was electric and they got zapped. They also broke the wall. But too loud. They even tried disguising themselves. But the guards knew it was them.\n\nMike: There has to be a way out of this place. We can't give up now.\n\nSpot: Sorry. But we've tried everything.\n\nStanley: Trust us. There's no way out.\n\nKoda (Rottweiler): Except to use the keys to unlock this thing.\n\nJake: He's right you know. Once dogs get caught by dog catchers, they end up in the pound.\n\nLuke: Yeah.\n\nJenny: And you don't want to be here.\n\nThree pug dogs named Jake, Luke, and Jenny stepped out of the shadows and revealed to be Mike's family. But Mike didn't know it was them at first.\n\nMike: Oh. So wait. Your all just going to do nothing but sit in these kennels forever? Listen. I don't give up when raccoons tried to raid my house. So are we going to give up, sulking behind bars, and lick our penises, or are we going to kick some booty?\n\nMilton: You know, he's gotta point.\n\nBonnie (Basenji): Yeah. We're not pups. We're big dogs.\n\nJulian (Labrador Retriever): That's right.\n\nMartha: Yeah. Those are true words.\n\nJake: The dog's right. Well said ummm---\n\nMike: Mike.\n\nJake: Oh. Mike. So how do we get out?\n\nKayla (Cocker Spaniel): Yeah. What's the plan?\n\nMike: Well. We need the keys to unlock these kennels. But how do we get them?\n\nMartha: Hey. Let's try butt sniffing.\n\nLewis (German Shepherd): What? Really?\n\nMilton: Is this really the time for that, Martha?\n\nStanley: Okay. (Sniffs) You smell nice.\n\nMartha: Not for that, but thanks.\n\nFinn: (sniffs) Now that smells like an angel.\n\nBailey: You're so sweet, Finn.\n\nPearl: No. Martha didn't mean butt sniff for greeting. It also sometimes helps us come up with ideas.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nSadie: Really, really. \n\nMike: You guys, do dogs always have to be this weird when it comes to butt sniffing?\n\nKoda: Hey, can't love until you tried it.\n\nSadie: Yep. Our butts have a mind of their own.\n\n(All wiggling their butts)\n\nJulian: That's right. Cute little bottom.\n\nPearl: That's right. One time, I sniffed my own butt, then I got the idea of making the tallest sandwich.\n\nAll the dogs were shocked.\n\nMike: Uhhh. Okay. That's just weird. That is a good idea though.\n\nHenry: All that talk of making the tallest sandwich is making me hungry.\n\nMike: Alright. Let's do it.\n\nSo they butt sniffed for minutes until they came up with a idea.\n\nStanley: Wait, I got it. The keys are in there, but one the hooligans has them. So what if had a long stick to reach them.\n\nJake: Not a bad idea.\n\nMilton: One problem. We don't have any sticks. Where are we going find that's long enough?\n\nMike sniffed Pearl's butt and got an idea.\n\nMike: Maybe we can use our weiners.\n\nHenry: Weiners? We have hot dogs with us?\n\nMike: (laughs) No. I'm taking about our cocks. Our penises. The things we use to go outside to pee.\n\nMartha: But none of them are long enough.\n\nMike: I thought boys had penises. Now that's a surprise.\n\nHenry: Let me try mine. (grunts) I think it's working. (Farts). Or not. Sorry, everyone.\n\nJake: Really, Henry?\n\nSadie: Come on, amigo.\n\nMilton: Ugh. What did you eat?\n\nHenry: I might have ate the hot dogs in the trash.\n\nLewis: Well, no more hot dogs for a week.\n\nMartha: Wait. Dachshunds are long. Maybe if I try stretching, I can make myself long to reach the keys.\n\nSpot: Good thinking.\n\nSo Martha stretched, but she wasn't long enough.\n\nMartha: (grunts). (groans). Sorry, everyone. That didn't work either.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nHunter: Well, it was a good try, Martha.\n\nMilton: Yeah. I wonder all dogs are long.\n\nMeanwhile, the other pets finally arrived at the pound.\n\nToby: Here we are.\n\nFluffy: We're finally here.\n\nPathos: Now let's get Mike back.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nAramis: How do we get in?\n\nFreddy: Yeah. It like a fortress.\n\nMercury: We could use the door.\n\nIris: Yes. But it's locked.\n\nCassius: Hmm. I have an idea.\n\nCassius barked and got the guards attention.\n\nGuard 1: Huh. What do we have here?\n\nGuard 2: It's just a stupid dog. Perfect for the collection.\n\nBut Cassius pounced on the guards, knocked them out and they laid flat on the ground.\n\nCassius: Come on. There's no time to waste.\n\nThey all went inside. They saw different dogs locked up.\n\nDuchess: This is awful.\n\nMal: Those monsters. How could they do this to these guys? Let me at 'em.\n\nAthos: Yeah. Who would be this crazy to lock up all these poor dogs?\n\nMike suddenly heard his heard his friends coming.\n\nMike: Wait. Is that Athos? Hey, it's my friends. Hey guys. Over here.\n\nThey spotted Mike and were happy to see that he was okay.\n\nEveryone: Mike.\n\nDina: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike and Iris nuzzled each other.\n\nIris: Are you okay?\n\nMike: Yes. I am now. But why are you guys here?\n\nFreddy: To save you, of course.\n\nMike: Really? After what I did? I thought you all mad at me and wasn't going to look for me.\n\nIris: That's not true. We're your family, friends and frenemies.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. We'll help no matter what.\n\nTurtles: That's right.\n\nIris: Besides, about what you said about you liking me. Well, I like you too.\n\nMike started blushing. And he and Iris pressed on each other's noses.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nThen they started french kissing.\n\nBoth: Mmm.\n\nMilton: Chaps, that was beautiful.\n\nDuchess: Uh. Are you crying?\n\nMilton: No. I think I have sweat in my eyes.\n\nStanley: Here you go. (hands Milton a tissue)\n\nMilton: Thanks. (blows his nose)\n\nMike: Thanks everybody. Hey, these are some friends I made. Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nDuchess: It's an honor to meet you.\n\nFluffy: And this is Toby. He helped us get here.\n\nToby: Nice to meet you.\n\nMike: The honor is all ours.\n\nCassius: Okay. How do we get you guys out?\n\nHenry: The keys. But one of the guards have them. We already tried reaching with our penises, and Martha tried stretching, but nothing work.\n\nChance: I'll get them.\n\nJake: You can't just walk over there, someone might see you or the guard will catch you.\n\nDuchess: I know. I'll use my tail.\n\nDuchess made her tail longer and used it to grab the keys, and she got them.\n\nDuchess: Got them.\n\nThey all look shocked.\n\nDuchess: What?\n\nPearl: Um. Nothing. (whispers) I didn't know she could that with her tail.\n\nLala: Me neither.\n\nMike: Anyways, let's get out of here.\n\nThey opened all the kennels and all the dogs were set free.\n\nJake: We're all free.\n\nJenny: We sure are.\n\nLuke: Yep.\n\nMike looked them.\n\nMike: Hold on. You guys literally look familiar. \n\nLuke: Really? Are you sure? Because you also look familiar and smell familiar too.\n\nMike: Really. Who are you dogs? (sniffs)\n\nJake: I'm Jake. And these are my parents.\n\nLuke: Yes. I'm Luke and this is my wife Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hi there.\n\nMike: Well. I'm Mike.\n\nJake: Wait. Mike.\n\nMike: You know who I am? Let's sniff each other again just to make sure.\n\nMike and the dogs sniffed each other to see if they recognized each other. And they did.\n\nMike: Wait. (sniffs) I recognize that smell. (sniffs) Jake? Mom? Dad?\n\nAll: Mike?\n\nJake: It's really you. Brother.\n\nLuke: Our son.\n\nMike: My family.\n\nFluffy: Wait. I'm confused. This is also your family?\n\nMike: Yes. My parents Luke and Jenny, and my brother Jake. Oh. Mom. Dad. Jake. These are my friends. Iris, Fluffy, Athos, Aramis, Pathos, Cassius, Duchess, Freddy, Mercury, Toby, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nLuke: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nMike: And these are our kids.\n\nIris: Yep. This is Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance: Hello.\n\nLuke: Hiya, kids. Oh my dog.\n\nJenny: We're grandparents.\n\nJake: And I'm an uncle.\n\nCindy: We never knew we had grandparents and an uncle.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I don't understand. Why did you stop trying to find me?\n\nJake: We didn't.\n\nLuke: We did find you.\n\n(Flashback starts)\n\nJenny: That's right. When you were a sleeping puppy, some bad people were after us. We didn't want to leave you, but we didn't have a choice. We hid you near a bush. And we led them away from you.\n\nLuke: And it worked. But then we saw some people going near you. We thought they were bad. But when they decided to take you in and take good care of you, we were wrong.\n\nMike: But I still don't get why you never came in. Why didn't you come and visit your us?\n\nJenny: Long story. We wanted to visit you and have them take us in too. But we were caught. We were locked away for two years. We're so sorry.\n\nMike: Don't be. You have a right to be forgiven.\n\nPups: Yeah.\n\nThen they all shared a hug.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nStanley: Yep. That's right. You only did it to protect him. Isn't that right, Toby? Toby? Martha?\n\nToby: Whoa. Who's this is pretty hot dog again?\n\nMartha: I'm Martha. And who's this cute and handsome sausage again?\n\nToby: I'm Toby.\n\nToby and Martha started falling in love.\n\nKayla: I think they're falling for each other.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMercury: (cries) I love family reunions and love couples.\n\nJenny: (gasps) Are these the two raccoons? Mike said they kept robbing his home.\n\nLuke: Let's get 'em.\n\nJake: Yeah.\n\nIris: Wait.\n\nMike: No. It's okay. Their good.\n\nJake: Really?\n\nChance: Of course, Uncle Jake.\n\nMike: They do rob me, but we manage to always stop them and kick their butts.\n\nFreddy: Yep. Hey.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nBoss: (claps) Wow. How touching.\n\n(Dogs growling)\n\nBoss: Oh, pipe down. Look, you may have let all the dogs lose, but I can still make you all into sexy hunting dogs.\n\nHenry: I don't think so. Take this, you monster.(farts)\n\nBoss: (Coughs). Ugh. Disgusting.\n\nMike: Everyone, fart at the crazy lady.\n\nEveryone farted a gas cloud aimed it at the crazy lady.\n\nBoss: (coughs). I can't see a blasted thing.\n\nMilton: Now's our chance.\n\nStanley: Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand. And no, Henry. There's no popsicle stand here.\n\nThey made a run for it. They stopped and got exhausted. But the crazy lady was right behind them.\n\nMike: Ideas. Ideas.\n\nMike and Spot sniffed each other and got an idea.\n\nMike: I'll pee at her. I know it's embarrassing, but I'm still going to do it.\n\nIris: Then let us help. Kids, stand back. This is going to get sexy.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance got behind them. Mike, Cassius, Spot, Milton, Henry, Stanley, Hunter, Finn, Toby, Jake, Luke, Koda, Julian, and Lewis all got their cocks ready.\n\nMike: Okay. Ready?\n\nCrazy lady: (yells)\n\nPearl: Aim.\n\nCrazy lady: (still yells)\n\nLuke: Fire.\n\nThey all peed right at the crazy lady.\n\nCrazy lady: Hey. Stop.\n\nAt last she was down.\n\nChance: That... was... pawsome.\n\nThe pets made a run for their lives. And the police officers took the crazy lady away.\n\nCrazy lady: Noooooooooo!\n\nEveryone was safe at last.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\nMike: Hey, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey, Toby, Koda, Bonnie, Julian, Kayla, and Lewis. We can't thank you enough for helping us.\n\nMartha: No problem.\n\nDuchess: Well, I guess it's time to go home.\n\nPearl: Oh. Home.\n\nChance: What is it, Ms. Pearl?\n\nPearl: Please. Just call me Pearl. And about home and families and friends and stuff.\n\nIris: Wait, you guys don't have a home? So, where will you go?\n\nMike: Don't worry. You can stay with me and my family.\n\nJenny: Wait. You want us to stay in your place?\n\nSpot: Are you sure?\n\nMike: Of course. You're my family, and families always stick together.\n\nJake: Thanks bro.\n\nPups: Yay.\n\nMike: So come on. We're almost there.\n\nMike, his friends and family finally made it home\n\nMike: This is it. Home Sweet Home.\n\nJenny: I just hope your family let's us stay.\n\nMike: Don't worry. I'm sure they won't mind.\n\nDina: I'm feeling kinda tired after all that.\n\nMal: Me too.\n\nBonnie: Alright, pumpkins. Let's get you all to bed.\n\nSo they all put the pups to bed.\n\nSadie: So. What should we do now since we're all here?\n\nMartha: I don't know.\n\nMike: You guys want to continue having sex with each other? And this time, I'll let some of you touch my weiner.\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nStanley: Sexy party. Oh, but not too loud.\n\nJust then, the dogs that were locked in the pound wanted to join them.\n\nDogs: Can we join in too?\n\nMike: (sighs) Fine.\n\nThey were all in the front yard having sex and fun.\n\nMike: This is what I call enjoying ourselves.\n\nCassius: You said it.\n\nSpot: That's it. Keep rubbing my penis and I'll rub yours.\n\nSadie: Of course, amor.\n\nPathos: Wait, what?\n\nThey all looked at the girls and were surprised and impressed.\n\nStanley: You girls have penises too? Pawsome.\n\nDuchess: Why thank you.\n\nIris: Yeah. So did I.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMike: Most impressive.\n\nIris: Sorry, Mike. I wanted to tell you.\n\nMike: No need for apologies.\n\nSo they all were rubbing, touching and licking each other's penises.\n\nHenry: That feels good.\n\nPearl: I could keep doing it. Ooh. I can do it harder.\n\nPearl began rubbing Henry's cock too hard.\n\nLuke: No wait. Not too...\n\nBut a splash of cum came out anyways and splattered on everyone. The pups came out of their hiding spot.\n\nKoda: Uh-oh.\n\nLuke: (sighs)...hard. That was pawsome.\n\nEveryone still laughed."
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"writing": "That afternoon, Mike was taking a nap. He started having a dream. He was alone at first. But everyone started rubbing his penis.\n\nMike: Everyone, wait. No so... (sprays cum on everyone) hard.\n\nEveryone was upset with him.\n\nFluffy: Gross.\n\nTurtles: Mike.\n\nDuchess: Egad and blimey.\n\nCassius: Well this is just great.\n\nDina: Dad, that was rude.\n\nIris: Mike, I can't believe you.\n\nMike: Guys, I tried to warn you.\n\nCassius: Well, you didn't warn us good enough.\n\nMike: But I didn't mean... You know what?! Just leave me alone.\n\nThen Mike suddenly woke up.\n\nMike: Phew. Just a dream. That was a good nap.\n\nBut Mike was still sad and embarrassed. He cheered himself by getting a snack.\n\nMike: Maybe I'll have some sexy moments with a little TV.\n\nEveryone was still outside feeling sorry.\n\nIris: Maybe we should check on Mike.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. I wonder how he's doing.\n\nChance: Well, he did say he wanted space. But I guess it couldn't hurt to check on him.\n\nCindy: Yeah.\n\nThey all went to check on Mike. But when they saw him watching TV, he was watching some dogs having sex and having sex while eating.\n\nMal: What the?!\n\nCassius: What in the world is he doing?\n\nAthos: I don't even know.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike: What?\n\nIris: Can we talk?\n\nMike turned off the TV and came outside.\n\nMike: What is it?\n\nIris: Look. We're all really sorry of what happened.\n\nDina: Yeah. We didn't want you to feel bad.\n\nDuchess: So we decided to let you relax.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nFluffy: Yep. And we won't mess with your penis unless it's okay with you. We promise.\n\nMike smiled.\n\nMike: Okay.\n\nSo continued watching TV all night, but his family came back. He quickly turned off the TV and acted normal.\n\nMike: Uh-oh. I have to go.\n\nMike went outside and peed in the bushes.\n\nMike: That feels so much better.\n\nThen by next morning, his family left again.\n\nMike: Wonderful day. And since no one focused on my weiner, I think I'll have some alone time.\n\nSo he continued having sex with himself and watching TV. But fell asleep during the show. Everyone saw he was asleep. But they couldn't stop thinking about his penis. They couldn't control themselves and decided to bring him out.\n\nAthos: Wait. Should we?\n\nAll: Nah.\n\nDuchess: I don't think we should.\n\nIris: Guys, we promised not to.\n\nBut they couldn't help themselves when they saw Mike's penis. So they brought him outside while he was sleep. But when Mike woke up, he saw everyone.\n\nMike: Aahh. What in tail waggers are you doing? Why did you bring me out here?\n\nMercury: We want to---\n\nMike: Play with my weiner? No way. We already agreed on this.\n\nMal: Please, Dad?\n\nCassius: Come on. Just one more time?\n\nAll: Please? (making puppy eyes)\n\nMike: Fine.\n\nSo continued having fun with Mike's cock. Mike felt more liquid.\n\nMike: Not again. Guys, enough.\n\nThey all stopped. But Mike already accidentally peed everywhere and on everyone, including himself. The pups were hiding, then came out.\n\nMike: Whoops. Sorry again.\n\nDuchess: Wow. That... was... so sexy.\n\nEveryone cheered. Except Iris. She promised not to without Mike's permission. But Mike got embarrassed and mad again.\n\nMike: That's it.\n\nEveryone stopped again.\n\nCindy: What's wrong, Dad?\n\nMike: I knew this would happen again. Everyone keeps playing with my weiner and which made me cum or pee everywhere. So you know what. I've had it. If you all are going to do the same thing over and over again, and I'm going to keep spraying stuff, then I can't stay here. So I'm leaving.\n\nThey all gasped.\n\nPathos: You're not serious.\n\nMike made the serious look.\n\nCassius: Nope. He's serious.\n\nMike: Yes. I mean it. I'm outta here.\n\nEveryone was surprised and sad. Mike packed some stuff and walked out the door.\n\nIris: Mike. You don't have to.\n\nDina: Dad, don't go.\n\nMercury: Yeah. Please don't go.\n\nBut Mike's decision was final.\n\nMike: Sorry. But I made my decision. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, Iris. Goodbye, kids.\n\nMike started walking a far distance from everyone. Just then, someone grabbed Mike and put him in a cage.\n\nMike: Hey. Let me out. Guys, help.\n\nThey all heard Mike yelling for help.\n\nPathos: What was that?\n\n(Mike barking)\n\nMercury: I don't know, but it kinda sounds like Mike calling for help.\n\nMike: Help.\n\nIris: That is Mike.\n\nThey turned around and saw the two crooks drive off with Mike.\n\nFluffy: Hey, come back.\n\nPathos: That's our friend you have.\n\nMike: Guys.\n\nPups: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nThey ran after them until they were worn out. The truck kept driving. It was too fast.\n\nMercury: We got to save Mike.\n\nFreddy: Okay. But how? That truck's too fast.\n\nAthos: Yeah. They must really far by now.\n\nIris: It doesn't matter. Mike's been dognapped and like Mercury said, we have to rescue him. And yes, you are right. We do.\n\nThe rest of them agreed.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nChance: Let's do it.\n\nIris: Not so fast, pups. You stay here.\n\nPups: What?\n\nCassius: Your mom's right, kids. It's too dangerous.\n\nDina: But he's our dad. And family sticks together.\n\nMal: Mom, please. Let us help. (making puppy eyes)\n\nIris: (groans) Fine. Just for today. Or else, you're grounded.\n\nChance: Yes.\n\nThey gave their mom a hug.\n\nIris: Alright. Let's get our friend back.\n\nThe chase was on. But Athos was right, the truck was really far.\n\nMike: That's it. I need to get out somehow. Hey, you two. Let me out this instant.\n\nBut the bad guys just heard barking coming from Mike.\n\nMike: Hello. I said let me out right now or you'll regret it when my friends find me.\n\nThey still heard barking. They laughed.\n\nCrook 1: Pipe down, you mutt. The boss has plans for you and these other dogs.\n\nCrook 2: Uh. What sort of plans, boss?\n\nCrook 1: The thing, numbskull. Hey, boss, we got more dogs.\n\nBoss: Perfect.\n\nMike: Mutt? Did he just call me a mutt? That it. When I get out of this cage, you two are in for a world of pain. Wait, others?\n\nSpot: Just ignore them.\n\nMilton: Yeah. They're just trying anger you.\n\nMike saw a basset hound named Spot, a corgi named Milton, a greyhound name Pearl, a dachshund named Martha, a saint bernard named Henry, a chihuahua named Sadie, a beagle named Stanley, an american foxhound named Lala, a dalmatian named Daisy, a great dane named Hunter, a saluki named Flora, a golden retriever named Finn, and a border collie named Bailey.\n\nMike: Um. Who are you guys?\n\nSpot: I'm Spot. And these are my friends. This is Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nMilton: Charmed, I say.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nMike: I'm Mike. Nice to meet you all. But what exactly is going on?\n\nHenry: What does it look like? They're taking us to the pound. I don't like the pound.\n\nThey brought Mike and the other dogs inside the pound and in the kennels. Mike shook the kennels demanding them to set him and the dogs free.\n\nBailey: Let us out.\n\nMike: That's it. When my friends find me, your in a lot of trouble.\n\nBut the boss stepped out.\n\nBoss: Well. You are some fine dogs. But you'll soon be ejected right in the butt with this.\n\nHe showed a chemical.\n\nBoss: Soon you dogs will be mad and hungry for sex on everyone. (laughs)\n\nThe dogs gasped.\n\nMilton: You monster.\n\nFinn: Right in the butt? This guy is sick.\n\nBailey: I know. Our bottoms are too wonderful to get poked.\n\nFinn: Well, I think yours is cute.\n\nBailey: Aww. Thanks, Finn. (starts blushing)\n\nHenry: He's going to eject us with that? But I'm too soft.\n\nBecause of worrying and fear, Henry's penis began to rise.\n\nHenry: This isn't good. What do we do? We'll be mad dogs forever. I can't live like that. None of us can.\n\nLala: It's okay, sugar.\n\nStanley: Pearl, try to talk him out of this.\n\nPearl: It's okay, big guy. Think happy and calm thoughts.\n\nShe began gently rubbing his penis and his back. It made Henry calm down.\n\nHenry: I feel little better. Thanks, Pearl.\n\nPearl: You're welcome. (kisses Henry on the cheek)\n\nMike: Let us out. You won't get away with this. When my friends come, you'll be really sorry. You hear me?\n\nSadie: Mike. Calm down.\n\nMike: How am I supposed to stay calm?\n\nDaisy: Honey, she's right.\n\nMilton: Yeah. Don't worry, old chap. We'll get out of this somehow.\n\nMike: Easy for you to say. But yeah. You're right. But wait, how did you guys get caught?\n\nHenry: We were all alone with no humans. We were busy doing sexy stuff and our usual fun dog stuff. It really wasn't that bad. But we saw some treats and followed them. But that's when the dog catchers caught us.\n\nMike: Oh. Well the same thing happened with me. Except different.\n\nStanley: Really?\n\nHunter: What happened?\n\nMike: Well. I was just getting ready for the best day. But everyone wanted to mess with my cock, so let them do it, but they did so much that cum came out, they wanted to do it again, but I accidentally peed on them, and I got embarrassed. So I decided to leave. And that's how I got caught.\n\nFlora: Oh. You poor dog.\n\nMike: Yeah. My embarrassment in front of my friends and my family is how I got in this mess. They're probably mad at me for what I did. They're probably not going to find me. (sighs)\n\nPearl: Don't worry, Mike. That's not true. It was an accident. I'm sure wherever your friends are, they're on their way to save us.\n\nMartha: That's right, sugar. It doesn't matter if you made a mess. They still love you.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I still have a family. And my friends are like family to me too. Besides, I never saw the other parts of my dog family.\n\nStanley: That's awful. We grew up on the streets. We had to look in the garbage for food, and mark our territories. \n\nMike: Wait. You never had homes. Now that's awful.\n\nSadie: Yeah. But we all became best friends.\n\nBailey: In fact, we were all like a family.\n\nHenry: And like Pearl said, we're sure your friends aren't mad. And they're probably close to finding us.\n\nBut Mike's friends were nowhere close to the pound.\n\nCassius: Which way do we go?\n\nAthos: I don't know. We never been outside for a long time.\n\nChance: Mom. My paws are tired.\n\nCindy: Mines too.\n\nIris: Alright, pups. Just rest here.\n\nEveryone sat down and rested their paws.\n\nPathos: It's no use. We've been out here trying to chase those two.\n\nJust then, Fluffy spotted a dog in garbage can.\n\nFluffy: Hey. Maybe that dog can help.\n\nDina: He looks sad.\n\nIt was a dachshund dog named Toby, and he was homeless.\n\nDuchess: Excuse us Mr.---\n\nToby: Please. Call me Toby.\n\nChance: Toby, why are you looking gloomy?\n\nIris: Chance!!\n\nToby: No. He's right. I'm used to being on the streets. But it gets kinda lonely.\n\nDuchess: Okay, Toby. Sorry to disturb you. But do you know which way the pound is?\n\nToby: Yeah. It's that way. In fact, I could show you.\n\nIris: Thank you so much, Toby.\n\nBack in the pound, Mike was trying to find a way out.\n\nMike: I can't reach the lock. I know. We can dig.\n\nMartha: But the floor is hard.\n\nMike: Please. We gotta try.\n\nSo they dug through the floor. But they ended up at the front gate where the guards were waiting. Then they tried going over the fence. But it was electric and they got zapped. They also broke the wall. But too loud. They even tried disguising themselves. But the guards knew it was them.\n\nMike: There has to be a way out of this place. We can't give up now.\n\nSpot: Sorry. But we've tried everything.\n\nStanley: Trust us. There's no way out.\n\nKoda (Rottweiler): Except to use the keys to unlock this thing.\n\nJake: He's right you know. Once dogs get caught by dog catchers, they end up in the pound.\n\nLuke: Yeah.\n\nJenny: And you don't want to be here.\n\nThree pug dogs named Jake, Luke, and Jenny stepped out of the shadows and revealed to be Mike's family. But Mike didn't know it was them at first.\n\nMike: Oh. So wait. Your all just going to do nothing but sit in these kennels forever? Listen. I don't give up when raccoons tried to raid my house. So are we going to give up, sulking behind bars, and lick our penises, or are we going to kick some booty?\n\nMilton: You know, he's gotta point.\n\nBonnie (Basenji): Yeah. We're not pups. We're big dogs.\n\nJulian (Labrador Retriever): That's right.\n\nMartha: Yeah. Those are true words.\n\nJake: The dog's right. Well said ummm---\n\nMike: Mike.\n\nJake: Oh. Mike. So how do we get out?\n\nKayla (Cocker Spaniel): Yeah. What's the plan?\n\nMike: Well. We need the keys to unlock these kennels. But how do we get them?\n\nMartha: Hey. Let's try butt sniffing.\n\nLewis (German Shepherd): What? Really?\n\nMilton: Is this really the time for that, Martha?\n\nStanley: Okay. (Sniffs) You smell nice.\n\nMartha: Not for that, but thanks.\n\nFinn: (sniffs) Now that smells like an angel.\n\nBailey: You're so sweet, Finn.\n\nPearl: No. Martha didn't mean butt sniff for greeting. It also sometimes helps us come up with ideas.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nSadie: Really, really. \n\nMike: You guys, do dogs always have to be this weird when it comes to butt sniffing?\n\nKoda: Hey, can't love until you tried it.\n\nSadie: Yep. Our butts have a mind of their own.\n\n(All wiggling their butts)\n\nJulian: That's right. Cute little bottom.\n\nPearl: That's right. One time, I sniffed my own butt, then I got the idea of making the tallest sandwich.\n\nAll the dogs were shocked.\n\nMike: Uhhh. Okay. That's just weird. That is a good idea though.\n\nHenry: All that talk of making the tallest sandwich is making me hungry.\n\nMike: Alright. Let's do it.\n\nSo they butt sniffed for minutes until they came up with a idea.\n\nStanley: Wait, I got it. The keys are in there, but one the hooligans has them. So what if had a long stick to reach them.\n\nJake: Not a bad idea.\n\nMilton: One problem. We don't have any sticks. Where are we going find that's long enough?\n\nMike sniffed Pearl's butt and got an idea.\n\nMike: Maybe we can use our weiners.\n\nHenry: Weiners? We have hot dogs with us?\n\nMike: (laughs) No. I'm taking about our cocks. Our penises. The things we use to go outside to pee.\n\nMartha: But none of them are long enough.\n\nMike: I thought boys had penises. Now that's a surprise.\n\nHenry: Let me try mine. (grunts) I think it's working. (Farts). Or not. Sorry, everyone.\n\nJake: Really, Henry?\n\nSadie: Come on, amigo.\n\nMilton: Ugh. What did you eat?\n\nHenry: I might have ate the hot dogs in the trash.\n\nLewis: Well, no more hot dogs for a week.\n\nMartha: Wait. Dachshunds are long. Maybe if I try stretching, I can make myself long to reach the keys.\n\nSpot: Good thinking.\n\nSo Martha stretched, but she wasn't long enough.\n\nMartha: (grunts). (groans). Sorry, everyone. That didn't work either.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nHunter: Well, it was a good try, Martha.\n\nMilton: Yeah. I wonder all dogs are long.\n\nMeanwhile, the other pets finally arrived at the pound.\n\nToby: Here we are.\n\nFluffy: We're finally here.\n\nPathos: Now let's get Mike back.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nAramis: How do we get in?\n\nFreddy: Yeah. It like a fortress.\n\nMercury: We could use the door.\n\nIris: Yes. But it's locked.\n\nCassius: Hmm. I have an idea.\n\nCassius barked and got the guards attention.\n\nGuard 1: Huh. What do we have here?\n\nGuard 2: It's just a stupid dog. Perfect for the collection.\n\nBut Cassius pounced on the guards, knocked them out and they laid flat on the ground.\n\nCassius: Come on. There's no time to waste.\n\nThey all went inside. They saw different dogs locked up.\n\nDuchess: This is awful.\n\nMal: Those monsters. How could they do this to these guys? Let me at 'em.\n\nAthos: Yeah. Who would be this crazy to lock up all these poor dogs?\n\nMike suddenly heard his heard his friends coming.\n\nMike: Wait. Is that Athos? Hey, it's my friends. Hey guys. Over here.\n\nThey spotted Mike and were happy to see that he was okay.\n\nEveryone: Mike.\n\nDina: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike and Iris nuzzled each other.\n\nIris: Are you okay?\n\nMike: Yes. I am now. But why are you guys here?\n\nFreddy: To save you, of course.\n\nMike: Really? After what I did? I thought you all mad at me and wasn't going to look for me.\n\nIris: That's not true. We're your family, friends and frenemies.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. We'll help no matter what.\n\nTurtles: That's right.\n\nIris: Besides, about what you said about you liking me. Well, I like you too.\n\nMike started blushing. And he and Iris pressed on each other's noses.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nThen they started french kissing.\n\nBoth: Mmm.\n\nMilton: Chaps, that was beautiful.\n\nDuchess: Uh. Are you crying?\n\nMilton: No. I think I have sweat in my eyes.\n\nStanley: Here you go. (hands Milton a tissue)\n\nMilton: Thanks. (blows his nose)\n\nMike: Thanks everybody. Hey, these are some friends I made. Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nDuchess: It's an honor to meet you.\n\nFluffy: And this is Toby. He helped us get here.\n\nToby: Nice to meet you.\n\nMike: The honor is all ours.\n\nCassius: Okay. How do we get you guys out?\n\nHenry: The keys. But one of the guards have them. We already tried reaching with our penises, and Martha tried stretching, but nothing work.\n\nChance: I'll get them.\n\nJake: You can't just walk over there, someone might see you or the guard will catch you.\n\nDuchess: I know. I'll use my tail.\n\nDuchess made her tail longer and used it to grab the keys, and she got them.\n\nDuchess: Got them.\n\nThey all look shocked.\n\nDuchess: What?\n\nPearl: Um. Nothing. (whispers) I didn't know she could that with her tail.\n\nLala: Me neither.\n\nMike: Anyways, let's get out of here.\n\nThey opened all the kennels and all the dogs were set free.\n\nJake: We're all free.\n\nJenny: We sure are.\n\nLuke: Yep.\n\nMike looked them.\n\nMike: Hold on. You guys literally look familiar. \n\nLuke: Really? Are you sure? Because you also look familiar and smell familiar too.\n\nMike: Really. Who are you dogs? (sniffs)\n\nJake: I'm Jake. And these are my parents.\n\nLuke: Yes. I'm Luke and this is my wife Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hi there.\n\nMike: Well. I'm Mike.\n\nJake: Wait. Mike.\n\nMike: You know who I am? Let's sniff each other again just to make sure.\n\nMike and the dogs sniffed each other to see if they recognized each other. And they did.\n\nMike: Wait. (sniffs) I recognize that smell. (sniffs) Jake? Mom? Dad?\n\nAll: Mike?\n\nJake: It's really you. Brother.\n\nLuke: Our son.\n\nMike: My family.\n\nFluffy: Wait. I'm confused. This is also your family?\n\nMike: Yes. My parents Luke and Jenny, and my brother Jake. Oh. Mom. Dad. Jake. These are my friends. Iris, Fluffy, Athos, Aramis, Pathos, Cassius, Duchess, Freddy, Mercury, Toby, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nLuke: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nMike: And these are our kids.\n\nIris: Yep. This is Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance: Hello.\n\nLuke: Hiya, kids. Oh my dog.\n\nJenny: We're grandparents.\n\nJake: And I'm an uncle.\n\nCindy: We never knew we had grandparents and an uncle.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I don't understand. Why did you stop trying to find me?\n\nJake: We didn't.\n\nLuke: We did find you.\n\n(Flashback starts)\n\nJenny: That's right. When you were a sleeping puppy, some bad people were after us. We didn't want to leave you, but we didn't have a choice. We hid you near a bush. And we led them away from you.\n\nLuke: And it worked. But then we saw some people going near you. We thought they were bad. But when they decided to take you in and take good care of you, we were wrong.\n\nMike: But I still don't get why you never came in. Why didn't you come and visit your us?\n\nJenny: Long story. We wanted to visit you and have them take us in too. But we were caught. We were locked away for two years. We're so sorry.\n\nMike: Don't be. You have a right to be forgiven.\n\nPups: Yeah.\n\nThen they all shared a hug.\n\nEveryone: Aww.\n\nStanley: Yep. That's right. You only did it to protect him. Isn't that right, Toby? Toby? Martha?\n\nToby: Whoa. Who's this is pretty hot dog again?\n\nMartha: I'm Martha. And who's this cute and handsome sausage again?\n\nToby: I'm Toby.\n\nToby and Martha started falling in love.\n\nKayla: I think they're falling for each other.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMercury: (cries) I love family reunions and love couples.\n\nJenny: (gasps) Are these the two raccoons? Mike said they kept robbing his home.\n\nLuke: Let's get 'em.\n\nJake: Yeah.\n\nIris: Wait.\n\nMike: No. It's okay. Their good.\n\nJake: Really?\n\nChance: Of course, Uncle Jake.\n\nMike: They do rob me, but we manage to always stop them and kick their butts.\n\nFreddy: Yep. Hey.\n\nEveryone laughed.\n\nBoss: (claps) Wow. How touching.\n\n(Dogs growling)\n\nBoss: Oh, pipe down. Look, you may have let all the dogs lose, but I can still make you all into sexy hunting dogs.\n\nHenry: I don't think so. Take this, you monster.(farts)\n\nBoss: (Coughs). Ugh. Disgusting.\n\nMike: Everyone, fart at the crazy lady.\n\nEveryone farted a gas cloud aimed it at the crazy lady.\n\nBoss: (coughs). I can't see a blasted thing.\n\nMilton: Now's our chance.\n\nStanley: Yeah. Let's blow this popsicle stand. And no, Henry. There's no popsicle stand here.\n\nThey made a run for it. They stopped and got exhausted. But the crazy lady was right behind them.\n\nMike: Ideas. Ideas.\n\nMike and Spot sniffed each other and got an idea.\n\nMike: I'll pee at her. I know it's embarrassing, but I'm still going to do it.\n\nIris: Then let us help. Kids, stand back. This is going to get sexy.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance got behind them. Mike, Cassius, Spot, Milton, Henry, Stanley, Hunter, Finn, Toby, Jake, Luke, Koda, Julian, and Lewis all got their cocks ready.\n\nMike: Okay. Ready?\n\nCrazy lady: (yells)\n\nPearl: Aim.\n\nCrazy lady: (still yells)\n\nLuke: Fire.\n\nThey all peed right at the crazy lady.\n\nCrazy lady: Hey. Stop.\n\nAt last she was down.\n\nChance: That... was... pawsome.\n\nThe pets made a run for their lives. And the police officers took the crazy lady away.\n\nCrazy lady: Noooooooooo!\n\nEveryone was safe at last.\n\nEveryone cheered.\n\nMike: Hey, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey, Toby, Koda, Bonnie, Julian, Kayla, and Lewis. We can't thank you enough for helping us.\n\nMartha: No problem.\n\nDuchess: Well, I guess it's time to go home.\n\nPearl: Oh. Home.\n\nChance: What is it, Ms. Pearl?\n\nPearl: Please. Just call me Pearl. And about home and families and friends and stuff.\n\nIris: Wait, you guys don't have a home? So, where will you go?\n\nMike: Don't worry. You can stay with me and my family.\n\nJenny: Wait. You want us to stay in your place?\n\nSpot: Are you sure?\n\nMike: Of course. You're my family, and families always stick together.\n\nJake: Thanks bro.\n\nPups: Yay.\n\nMike: So come on. We're almost there.\n\nMike, his friends and family finally made it home\n\nMike: This is it. Home Sweet Home.\n\nJenny: I just hope your family let's us stay.\n\nMike: Don't worry. I'm sure they won't mind.\n\nDina: I'm feeling kinda tired after all that.\n\nMal: Me too.\n\nBonnie: Alright, pumpkins. Let's get you all to bed.\n\nSo they all put the pups to bed.\n\nSadie: So. What should we do now since we're all here?\n\nMartha: I don't know.\n\nMike: You guys want to continue having sex with each other? And this time, I'll let some of you touch my weiner.\n\nAll: Okay.\n\nStanley: Sexy party. Oh, but not too loud.\n\nJust then, the dogs that were locked in the pound wanted to join them.\n\nDogs: Can we join in too?\n\nMike: (sighs) Fine.\n\nThey were all in the front yard having sex and fun.\n\nMike: This is what I call enjoying ourselves.\n\nCassius: You said it.\n\nSpot: That's it. Keep rubbing my penis and I'll rub yours.\n\nSadie: Of course, amor.\n\nPathos: Wait, what?\n\nThey all looked at the girls and were surprised and impressed.\n\nStanley: You girls have penises too? Pawsome.\n\nDuchess: Why thank you.\n\nIris: Yeah. So did I.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMike: Most impressive.\n\nIris: Sorry, Mike. I wanted to tell you.\n\nMike: No need for apologies.\n\nSo they all were rubbing, touching and licking each other's penises.\n\nHenry: That feels good.\n\nPearl: I could keep doing it. Ooh. I can do it harder.\n\nPearl began rubbing Henry's cock too hard.\n\nLuke: No wait. Not too...\n\nBut a splash of cum came out anyways and splattered on everyone. The pups came out of their hiding spot.\n\nKoda: Uh-oh.\n\nLuke: (sighs)...hard. That was pawsome.\n\nEveryone still laughed."
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"writing": "That afternoon, Mike was taking a nap. He started having a dream. He was alone at first. But everyone started rubbing his penis.\n\nMike: Everyone, wait. No so... (sprays cum on everyone) hard.\n\nEveryone was upset with him.\n\nFluffy: Gross.\n\nTurtles: Mike.\n\nDuchess: Egad and blimey.\n\nCassius: Well this is just great.\n\nDina: Dad, that was rude.\n\nIris: Mike, I can't believe you.\n\nMike: Guys, I tried to warn you.\n\nCassius: Well, you didn't warn us good enough.\n\nMike: But I didn't mean... You know what?! Just leave me alone.\n\nThen Mike suddenly woke up.\n\nMike: Phew. Just a dream. That was a good nap.\n\nBut Mike was still sad and embarrassed. He cheered himself by getting a snack.\n\nMike: Maybe I'll have some sexy moments with a little TV.\n\nEveryone was still outside feeling sorry.\n\nIris: Maybe we should check on Mike.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. I wonder how he's doing.\n\nChance: Well, he did say he wanted space. But I guess it couldn't hurt to check on him.\n\nCindy: Yeah.\n\nThey all went to check on Mike. But when they saw him watching TV, he was watching some dogs having sex and having sex while eating.\n\nMal: What the?!\n\nCassius: What in the world is he doing?\n\nAthos: I don't even know.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike: What?\n\nIris: Can we talk?\n\nMike turned off the TV and came outside.\n\nMike: What is it?\n\nIris: Look. We're all really sorry of what happened.\n\nDina: Yeah. We didn't want you to feel bad.\n\nDuchess: So we decided to let you relax.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nFluffy: Yep. And we won't mess with your penis unless it's okay with you. We promise.\n\nMike smiled.\n\nMike: Okay.\n\nSo continued watching TV all night, but his family came back. He quickly turned off the TV and acted normal.\n\nMike: Uh-oh. I have to go.\n\nMike went outside and peed in the bushes.\n\nMike: That feels so much better.\n\nThen by next morning, his family left again.\n\nMike: Wonderful day. And since no one focused on my weiner, I think I'll have some alone time.\n\nSo he continued having sex with himself and watching TV. But fell asleep during the show. Everyone saw he was asleep. But they couldn't stop thinking about his penis. They couldn't control themselves and decided to bring him out.\n\nAthos: Wait. Should we?\n\nAll: Nah.\n\nDuchess: I don't think we should.\n\nIris: Guys, we promised not to.\n\nBut they couldn't help themselves when they saw Mike's penis. So they brought him outside while he was sleep. But when Mike woke up, he saw everyone.\n\nMike: Aahh. What in tail waggers are you doing? Why did you bring me out here?\n\nMercury: We want to---\n\nMike: Play with my weiner? No way. We already agreed on this.\n\nMal: Please, Dad?\n\nCassius: Come on. Just one more time?\n\nAll: Please? (making puppy eyes)\n\nMike: Fine.\n\nSo continued having fun with Mike's cock. Mike felt more liquid.\n\nMike: Not again. Guys, enough.\n\nThey all stopped. But Mike already accidentally peed everywhere and on everyone, including himself. The pups were hiding, then came out.\n\nMike: Whoops. Sorry again.\n\nDuchess: Wow. That... was... so sexy.\n\nEveryone cheered. Except Iris. She promised not to without Mike's permission. But Mike got embarrassed and mad again.\n\nMike: That's it.\n\nEveryone stopped again.\n\nCindy: What's wrong, Dad?\n\nMike: I knew this would happen again. Everyone keeps playing with my weiner and which made me cum or pee everywhere. So you know what. I've had it. If you all are going to do the same thing over and over again, and I'm going to keep spraying stuff, then I can't stay here. So I'm leaving.\n\nThey all gasped.\n\nPathos: You're not serious.\n\nMike made the serious look.\n\nCassius: Nope. He's serious.\n\nMike: Yes. I mean it. I'm outta here.\n\nEveryone was surprised and sad. Mike packed some stuff and walked out the door.\n\nIris: Mike. You don't have to.\n\nDina: Dad, don't go.\n\nMercury: Yeah. Please don't go.\n\nBut Mike's decision was final.\n\nMike: Sorry. But I made my decision. Goodbye, everyone. Goodbye, Iris. Goodbye, kids.\n\nMike started walking a far distance from everyone. Just then, someone grabbed Mike and put him in a cage.\n\nMike: Hey. Let me out. Guys, help.\n\nThey all heard Mike yelling for help.\n\nPathos: What was that?\n\n(Mike barking)\n\nMercury: I don't know, but it kinda sounds like Mike calling for help.\n\nMike: Help.\n\nIris: That is Mike.\n\nThey turned around and saw the two crooks drive off with Mike.\n\nFluffy: Hey, come back.\n\nPathos: That's our friend you have.\n\nMike: Guys.\n\nPups: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nThey ran after them until they were worn out. The truck kept driving. It was too fast.\n\nMercury: We got to save Mike.\n\nFreddy: Okay. But how? That truck's too fast.\n\nAthos: Yeah. They must really far by now.\n\nIris: It doesn't matter. Mike's been dognapped and like Mercury said, we have to rescue him. And yes, you are right. We do.\n\nThe rest of them agreed.\n\nAll: Yeah.\n\nChance: Let's do it.\n\nIris: Not so fast, pups. You stay here.\n\nPups: What?\n\nCassius: Your mom's right, kids. It's too dangerous.\n\nDina: But he's our dad. And family sticks together.\n\nMal: Mom, please. Let us help. (making puppy eyes)\n\nIris: (groans) Fine. Just for today. Or else, you're grounded.\n\nChance: Yes.\n\nThey gave their mom a hug.\n\nIris: Alright. Let's get our friend back.\n\nThe chase was on. But Athos was right, the truck was really far.\n\nMike: That's it. I need to get out somehow. Hey, you two. Let me out this instant.\n\nBut the bad guys just heard barking coming from Mike.\n\nMike: Hello. I said let me out right now or you'll regret it when my friends find me.\n\nThey still heard barking. They laughed.\n\nCrook 1: Pipe down, you mutt. The boss has plans for you and these other dogs.\n\nCrook 2: Uh. What sort of plans, boss?\n\nCrook 1: The thing, numbskull. Hey, boss, we got more dogs.\n\nBoss: Perfect.\n\nMike: Mutt? Did he just call me a mutt? That it. When I get out of this cage, you two are in for a world of pain. Wait, others?\n\nSpot: Just ignore them.\n\nMilton: Yeah. They're just trying anger you.\n\nMike saw a basset hound named Spot, a corgi named Milton, a greyhound name Pearl, a dachshund named Martha, a saint bernard named Henry, a chihuahua named Sadie, a beagle named Stanley, an american foxhound named Lala, a dalmatian named Daisy, a great dane named Hunter, a saluki named Flora, a golden retriever named Finn, and a border collie named Bailey.\n\nMike: Um. Who are you guys?\n\nSpot: I'm Spot. And these are my friends. This is Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nMilton: Charmed, I say.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nMike: I'm Mike. Nice to meet you all. But what exactly is going on?\n\nHenry: What does it look like? They're taking us to the pound. I don't like the pound.\n\nThey brought Mike and the other dogs inside the pound and in the kennels. Mike shook the kennels demanding them to set him and the dogs free.\n\nBailey: Let us out.\n\nMike: That's it. When my friends find me, your in a lot of trouble.\n\nBut the boss stepped out.\n\nBoss: Well. You are some fine dogs. But you'll soon be ejected right in the butt with this.\n\nHe showed a chemical.\n\nBoss: Soon you dogs will be mad and hungry for sex on everyone. (laughs)\n\nThe dogs gasped.\n\nMilton: You monster.\n\nFinn: Right in the butt? This guy is sick.\n\nBailey: I know. Our bottoms are too wonderful to get poked.\n\nFinn: Well, I think yours is cute.\n\nBailey: Aww. Thanks, Finn. (starts blushing)\n\nHenry: He's going to eject us with that? But I'm too soft.\n\nBecause of worrying and fear, Henry's penis began to rise.\n\nHenry: This isn't good. What do we do? We'll be mad dogs forever. I can't live like that. None of us can.\n\nLala: It's okay, sugar.\n\nStanley: Pearl, try to talk him out of this.\n\nPearl: It's okay, big guy. Think happy and calm thoughts.\n\nShe began gently rubbing his penis and his back. It made Henry calm down.\n\nHenry: I feel little better. Thanks, Pearl.\n\nPearl: You're welcome. (kisses Henry on the cheek)\n\nMike: Let us out. You won't get away with this. When my friends come, you'll be really sorry. You hear me?\n\nSadie: Mike. Calm down.\n\nMike: How am I supposed to stay calm?\n\nDaisy: Honey, she's right.\n\nMilton: Yeah. Don't worry, old chap. We'll get out of this somehow.\n\nMike: Easy for you to say. But yeah. You're right. But wait, how did you guys get caught?\n\nHenry: We were all alone with no humans. We were busy doing sexy stuff and our usual fun dog stuff. It really wasn't that bad. But we saw some treats and followed them. But that's when the dog catchers caught us.\n\nMike: Oh. Well the same thing happened with me. Except different.\n\nStanley: Really?\n\nHunter: What happened?\n\nMike: Well. I was just getting ready for the best day. But everyone wanted to mess with my cock, so let them do it, but they did so much that cum came out, they wanted to do it again, but I accidentally peed on them, and I got embarrassed. So I decided to leave. And that's how I got caught.\n\nFlora: Oh. You poor dog.\n\nMike: Yeah. My embarrassment in front of my friends and my family is how I got in this mess. They're probably mad at me for what I did. They're probably not going to find me. (sighs)\n\nPearl: Don't worry, Mike. That's not true. It was an accident. I'm sure wherever your friends are, they're on their way to save us.\n\nMartha: That's right, sugar. It doesn't matter if you made a mess. They still love you.\n\nMike: Yeah. But I still have a family. And my friends are like family to me too. Besides, I never saw the other parts of my dog family.\n\nStanley: That's awful. We grew up on the streets. We had to look in the garbage for food, and mark our territories. \n\nMike: Wait. You never had homes. Now that's awful.\n\nSadie: Yeah. But we all became best friends.\n\nBailey: In fact, we were all like a family.\n\nHenry: And like Pearl said, we're sure your friends aren't mad. And they're probably close to finding us.\n\nBut Mike's friends were nowhere close to the pound.\n\nCassius: Which way do we go?\n\nAthos: I don't know. We never been outside for a long time.\n\nChance: Mom. My paws are tired.\n\nCindy: Mines too.\n\nIris: Alright, pups. Just rest here.\n\nEveryone sat down and rested their paws.\n\nPathos: It's no use. We've been out here trying to chase those two.\n\nJust then, Fluffy spotted a dog in garbage can.\n\nFluffy: Hey. Maybe that dog can help.\n\nDina: He looks sad.\n\nIt was a dachshund dog named Toby, and he was homeless.\n\nDuchess: Excuse us Mr.---\n\nToby: Please. Call me Toby.\n\nChance: Toby, why are you looking gloomy?\n\nIris: Chance!!\n\nToby: No. He's right. I'm used to being on the streets. But it gets kinda lonely.\n\nDuchess: Okay, Toby. Sorry to disturb you. But do you know which way the pound is?\n\nToby: Yeah. It's that way. In fact, I could show you.\n\nIris: Thank you so much, Toby.\n\nBack in the pound, Mike was trying to find a way out.\n\nMike: I can't reach the lock. I know. We can dig.\n\nMartha: But the floor is hard.\n\nMike: Please. We gotta try.\n\nSo they dug through the floor. But they ended up at the front gate where the guards were waiting. Then they tried going over the fence. But it was electric and they got zapped. They also broke the wall. But too loud. They even tried disguising themselves. But the guards knew it was them.\n\nMike: There has to be a way out of this place. We can't give up now.\n\nSpot: Sorry. But we've tried everything.\n\nStanley: Trust us. There's no way out.\n\nKoda (Rottweiler): Except to use the keys to unlock this thing.\n\nJake: He's right you know. Once dogs get caught by dog catchers, they end up in the pound.\n\nLuke: Yeah.\n\nJenny: And you don't want to be here.\n\nThree pug dogs named Jake, Luke, and Jenny stepped out of the shadows and revealed to be Mike's family. But Mike didn't know it was them at first.\n\nMike: Oh. So wait. Your all just going to do nothing but sit in these kennels forever? Listen. I don't give up when raccoons tried to raid my house. So are we going to give up, sulking behind bars, and lick our penises, or are we going to kick some booty?\n\nMilton: You know, he's gotta point.\n\nBonnie (Basenji): Yeah. We're not pups. We're big dogs.\n\nJulian (Labrador Retriever): That's right.\n\nMartha: Yeah. Those are true words.\n\nJake: The dog's right. Well said ummm---\n\nMike: Mike.\n\nJake: Oh. Mike. So how do we get out?\n\nKayla (Cocker Spaniel): Yeah. What's the plan?\n\nMike: Well. We need the keys to unlock these kennels. But how do we get them?\n\nMartha: Hey. Let's try butt sniffing.\n\nLewis (German Shepherd): What? Really?\n\nMilton: Is this really the time for that, Martha?\n\nStanley: Okay. (Sniffs) You smell nice.\n\nMartha: Not for that, but thanks.\n\nFinn: (sniffs) Now that smells like an angel.\n\nBailey: You're so sweet, Finn.\n\nPearl: No. Martha didn't mean butt sniff for greeting. It also sometimes helps us come up with ideas.\n\nMike: Really?\n\nSadie: Really, really. \n\nMike: You guys, do dogs always have to be this weird when it comes to butt sniffing?\n\nKoda: Hey, can't love until you tried it.\n\nSadie: Yep. Our butts have a mind of their own.\n\n(All wiggling their butts)\n\nJulian: That's right. Cute little bottom.\n\nPearl: That's right. One time, I sniffed my own butt, then I got the idea of making the tallest sandwich.\n\nAll the dogs were shocked.\n\nMike: Uhhh. Okay. That's just weird. That is a good idea though.\n\nHenry: All that talk of making the tallest sandwich is making me hungry.\n\nMike: Alright. Let's do it.\n\nSo they butt sniffed for minutes until they came up with a idea.\n\nStanley: Wait, I got it. The keys are in there, but one the hooligans has them. So what if had a long stick to reach them.\n\nJake: Not a bad idea.\n\nMilton: One problem. We don't have any sticks. Where are we going find that's long enough?\n\nMike sniffed Pearl's butt and got an idea.\n\nMike: Maybe we can use our weiners.\n\nHenry: Weiners? We have hot dogs with us?\n\nMike: (laughs) No. I'm taking about our cocks. Our penises. The things we use to go outside to pee.\n\nMartha: But none of them are long enough.\n\nMike: I thought boys had penises. Now that's a surprise.\n\nHenry: Let me try mine. (grunts) I think it's working. (Farts). Or not. Sorry, everyone.\n\nJake: Really, Henry?\n\nSadie: Come on, amigo.\n\nMilton: Ugh. What did you eat?\n\nHenry: I might have ate the hot dogs in the trash.\n\nLewis: Well, no more hot dogs for a week.\n\nMartha: Wait. Dachshunds are long. Maybe if I try stretching, I can make myself long to reach the keys.\n\nSpot: Good thinking.\n\nSo Martha stretched, but she wasn't long enough.\n\nMartha: (grunts). (groans). Sorry, everyone. That didn't work either.\n\nDogs: Aww.\n\nHunter: Well, it was a good try, Martha.\n\nMilton: Yeah. I wonder all dogs are long.\n\nMeanwhile, the other pets finally arrived at the pound.\n\nToby: Here we are.\n\nFluffy: We're finally here.\n\nPathos: Now let's get Mike back.\n\nEveryone: Yeah.\n\nAramis: How do we get in?\n\nFreddy: Yeah. It like a fortress.\n\nMercury: We could use the door.\n\nIris: Yes. But it's locked.\n\nCassius: Hmm. I have an idea.\n\nCassius barked and got the guards attention.\n\nGuard 1: Huh. What do we have here?\n\nGuard 2: It's just a stupid dog. Perfect for the collection.\n\nBut Cassius pounced on the guards, knocked them out and they laid flat on the ground.\n\nCassius: Come on. There's no time to waste.\n\nThey all went inside. They saw different dogs locked up.\n\nDuchess: This is awful.\n\nMal: Those monsters. How could they do this to these guys? Let me at 'em.\n\nAthos: Yeah. Who would be this crazy to lock up all these poor dogs?\n\nMike suddenly heard his heard his friends coming.\n\nMike: Wait. Is that Athos? Hey, it's my friends. Hey guys. Over here.\n\nThey spotted Mike and were happy to see that he was okay.\n\nEveryone: Mike.\n\nDina: Dad.\n\nIris: Mike.\n\nMike and Iris nuzzled each other.\n\nIris: Are you okay?\n\nMike: Yes. I am now. But why are you guys here?\n\nFreddy: To save you, of course.\n\nMike: Really? After what I did? I thought you all mad at me and wasn't going to look for me.\n\nIris: That's not true. We're your family, friends and frenemies.\n\nFluffy: Yeah. We'll help no matter what.\n\nTurtles: That's right.\n\nIris: Besides, about what you said about you liking me. Well, I like you too.\n\nMike started blushing. And he and Iris pressed on each other's noses.\n\nAll: Aww.\n\nThen they started french kissing.\n\nBoth: Mmm.\n\nMilton: Chaps, that was beautiful.\n\nDuchess: Uh. Are you crying?\n\nMilton: No. I think I have sweat in my eyes.\n\nStanley: Here you go. (hands Milton a tissue)\n\nMilton: Thanks. (blows his nose)\n\nMike: Thanks everybody. Hey, these are some friends I made. Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nAll: Hello.\n\nDuchess: It's an honor to meet you.\n\nFluffy: And this is Toby. He helped us get here.\n\nToby: Nice to meet you.\n\nMike: The honor is all ours.\n\nCassius: Okay. How do we get you guys out?\n\nHenry: The keys. But one of the guards have them. We already tried reaching with our penises, and Martha tried stretching, but nothing work.\n\nChance: I'll get them.\n\nJake: You can't just walk over there, someone might see you or the guard will catch you.\n\nDuchess: I know. I'll use my tail.\n\nDuchess made her tail longer and used it to grab the keys, and she got them.\n\nDuchess: Got them.\n\nThey all look shocked.\n\nDuchess: What?\n\nPearl: Um. Nothing. (whispers) I didn't know she could that with her tail.\n\nLala: Me neither.\n\nMike: Anyways, let's get out of here.\n\nThey opened all the kennels and all the dogs were set free.\n\nJake: We're all free.\n\nJenny: We sure are.\n\nLuke: Yep.\n\nMike looked them.\n\nMike: Hold on. You guys literally look familiar. \n\nLuke: Really? Are you sure? Because you also look familiar and smell familiar too.\n\nMike: Really. Who are you dogs? (sniffs)\n\nJake: I'm Jake. And these are my parents.\n\nLuke: Yes. I'm Luke and this is my wife Jenny.\n\nJenny: Hi there.\n\nMike: Well. I'm Mike.\n\nJake: Wait. Mike.\n\nMike: You know who I am? Let's sniff each other again just to make sure.\n\nMike and the dogs sniffed each other to see if they recognized each other. And they did.\n\nMike: Wait. (sniffs) I recognize that smell. (sniffs) Jake? Mom? Dad?\n\nAll: Mike?\n\nJake: It's really you. Brother.\n\nLuke: Our son.\n\nMike: My family.\n\nFluffy: Wait. I'm confused. This is also your family?\n\nMike: Yes. My parents Luke and Jenny, and my brother Jake. Oh. Mom. Dad. Jake. These are my friends. Iris, Fluffy, Athos, Aramis, Pathos, Cassius, Duchess, Freddy, Mercury, Toby, Spot, Milton, Pearl, Martha, Henry, Sadie, Stanley, Lala, Daisy, Hunter, Flora, Finn, and Bailey.\n\nEveryone: Hello.\n\nLuke: Wonderful to meet you.\n\nMike: And these are our kids.\n\nIris: Yep. This is Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance.\n\nCindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance: Hello.\n\nLuke: Hiya, kids. 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98638.json · CAS artifact Download
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