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      "body": "*sniffs air* \"Did you guys have sex?\"\n\nI'm not mad that you are a slut, I'm mad that you do slut shit.",
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      "body": "\"Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer.\" - someone sometime probably",
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      "body": "Words cannot express the sheer terror this man be in",
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      "body": "Wow. Out the gate and they are making it difficult for the guy. She was right to warm him ",
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      "body": "As expected the twins are the hidden danger.",
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      "body": "The horniest one already got a lead on the sexy activities of the two. With that knowledge and the amount of sexy sneks around, Shen not gonna last long.",
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      "body": "o.. yes.\nthis will go splendidly...",
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      "body": "\"Why did it have to be snakes?\"",
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      "body": "[quote]\"captainvalentin\":/users/669269 said:\nBrother has been thrown into the snake den. God may rest his soul.\n[/quote]\n\nGod is not available right now. \n\nDear boy better hope Anubis isn't grinning too hard when he reaches the after life.",
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      "body": "Lads in hell and heaven at the same time ",
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      "body": "Snake snu-snu is imminent, Shen will be fine. He spent days digging that hole non-stop for the spring water.",
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      "body": "Shen is doomed.\n\nAccept your fate, and go for it!\n\n:-)  ",
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      "body": "He's fighting so hard to suppress his power level\nMankind fell to the temptation of just one serpent and he must resit a whole den of serpents. Sexy serpents, some with cleavage you could get lost in...\n",
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      "body": "Cheating? or winning at a different game?",
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      "body": "I just realized the first one versus this one, shens head is smaller. ",
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      "body": "Sweet Home Alabama is emanating from the Cornelia and Ruby right now.",
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