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      "body": "[quote]\"dragonzord\":/users/43510 said:\nI better never find someone actually loyal or I'll never have clean pants. \n[/quote]\n\nGood luck in your quest to find the rarest kink of all, a long-term committed relationship.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"faultybizz\":/users/771421 said:\nFun fact: People cum quickly when they get the stimulation they're desperate for\n[/quote]\n\nI better never find someone actually loyal or I'll never have clean pants. ",
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      "body": "Fun fact: People cum quickly when they get the stimulation they're desperate for",
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      "body": "Well yeah, he said 'pawjob', not 'marathon'.",
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      "body": "I'd say that's pretty long.",
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      "body": "Can you blame him? ",
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