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  "writing": "One day, Duchess was playing outside. But then she noticed that her penis.\n\nDuchess: That's looks so cute. My little weiner.\n\nShe started rubbing it.\n\nDuchess: This is really fun. I wonder if Mike will like it too.\n\nThen she got an idea.\n\nDuchess: Maybe Mike would finally like to have sex with me.\n\nDuchess went to Mike's house. Mike's family had already left. She saw him preparing something very special for Iris.\n\nDuchess: Hi, Mike.\n\nMike: Hi, Duchess.\n\nChance: (yawns) Morning, Dad.\n\nMike: Oh. Good morning, kiddos.\n\nMal: What are you up to?\n\nMike: I'm planning something special for me and your mom.\n\nMal: Ooh. Is this a date?\n\nMike: You could say that. Oh. But it's not just me. Toby, Martha, Pearl, Henry, Finn, Bailey, Stanley, Sadie, Kayla, and Lewis are dating too. Yeah, your mom wanted them to be included, which I wanted it to be just us two. But you know how Iris is.\n\nJust then, Duchess slid inside and butt bumped the pups to the side.\n\nDuchess: Hey, Mike.\n\nMike: (sighs) Hello, Duchess.\n\nDuchess: Mike. That butt and penis of yours is really dog.\n\nMike: Thank you.\n\nDuchess: So what do you think of my weiner?\n\nMike and the pups looked at Duchess' penis.\n\nMike: Um. It looks good.\n\nDina: Yeah. Really wonderful.\n\nDuchess: Why thank you, darlings.\n\nMike: That's really wonderful, Duchess. Now if you'll excuse me.\n\nMike went back to work. Duchess stopped him.\n\nDuchess: Doesn't my weiner look sexy to you?\n\nMike: Uh, yes. But I'm busy.\n\nDuchess: Don't you want to have sex with me?\n\nMike: I'd love to. But no.\n\nDuchess: What? Why not?\n\nMike: I'm sorry, Duchess. But the only dog I'll have sex with is Iris. Besides, she's my wife. Not you.\n\nDuchess: But...\n\nMike: No buts.\n\nDuchess: But we both said butt.\n\n(Cindy, Mal, Dina, and Chance laughing)\n\nMike: No sniffing butts either. If you don't mind. I have a date with Iris.\n\nDuchess was hurt of what Mike said. So she went up to Mike and touched his cock.\n\nMike: Duchess. What are you...doing? (pants)\n\nDina: Dad, I think she's trying to be sexy with you.\n\nMike: I can see that. (panting) Oh. That feels good.\n\nDuchess: Yeah. You wanna touch mines?\n\nMike: Sure.\n\nMike began touching Duchess' weiner and realized that something.\n\nMike: Wait. Stop.\n\nDuchess: What?\n\nMike: I told you, I'm busy. That's it. Next time you ask me. The answer is no. Good day to you.\n\nDuchess started rubbing Mike's belly too. And his butt.\n\nMike: Please, stop. Actually. I feel calmer than ever.\n\nDuchess: So do I.\n\n(record scratches)\n\nMike: But that's enough. Later, Duchess. Later, kids.\n\nCindy: Later, Dad.\n\nAnd Mike left. Duchess was upset that he didn't want to have sex with her.\n\nDuchess: (sighs) Aw man.\n\nChance: Duchess, are you okay?\n\nDuchess: Yeah. I'm fine.\n\nThen Duchess thought of it.\n\nDuchess: (thoughts) You know what? I'm not giving up.\n\nTo be continued..."
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