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      "body": "I can only assume going past their belly button results in you being violently pulled into the void, like that crab getting ΔP'd into a pipe\n\nEdit: Why did every comment on this post get downvoted? 😭",
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    {
      "body": "what belly button ??",
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    {
      "body": "Omg that's a very sleek design. I love them 💜",
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