{
  "description": "<p><em>Plot Twist: Alex is actually the captain, which just makes everything even more awkward.</em></p>\n\n<hr>\n\n<p>Alex's propensity to yap non-stop perfectly mirrors my own, given how many posts I have on both FA and IB despite only having been active in both those places for just over 3 years.</p>\n\n<p>Oh, and for the comment he's about to post, don't think he's merely just going to say he likes chocolate milk...no, he's going to add on how both posters should be thankful the milk isn't ACTUALLY vanilla-flavored - at least not with Castoreum, being how that comes from Beaver ass and all - because that's exactly what I would post in that situation.</p>\n\n<p>Art by <a href=\"https://www.furaffinity.net/user/doggedly\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">doggedly</a> - no original as of yet.</p>\n"
}