{
  "description": "Finally getting a moment's reprieve after constantly getting his butt kicked by Atomic Puppet, Dirtbag takes the opportunity to... relieve some pent-up frustrations.\n\n...Hey, even a Southern cowboy dirt monster's gotta get his rocks off, somehow!\n\nBig thanks to debu for doing this old commission from way back around January 2022!\n\nAlso included are alternate shaded variants!"
}