{
  "created_at": "2026-05-06T23:45:35.951-04:00",
  "id": 285134,
  "original_description": "子どもといえばもちろんおまたですよね(意味不明)可愛い女の子たちのおまたは最高です！",
  "original_title": "第六駆逐隊ちゃん、おまた見せてね！",
  "post_id": 1519573,
  "translated_description": "When you think of kids, you naturally think of their crotches, right? (What does that even mean?) Cute girls' crotches are the best!",
  "translated_title": "6th Destroyer Division girls, show us your crotches!",
  "updated_at": "2026-05-06T23:45:35.951-04:00"
}