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      "body": "Who took the picture?",
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      "body": "That's an amazing deal!!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"furrytwinksans\":/users/486902 said:\nWait you guys don't get celibatory sex after?\n[/quote]\n\nCelibate sex is a pretty cool oxymoron",
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      "body": "[quote]\"furrytwinksans\":/users/486902 said:\nWait you guys don't get celibatory sex after?\n[/quote]\n\nYou guys are getting married?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"atomicblaze21\":/users/1694352 said:\nIs no one going to mention that Gondor is calling for aid?\n[/quote]\n\nThis isn't about them.",
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      "body": "Is no one going to mention that Gondor is calling for aid?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"joebidensfursona\":/users/1318767 said:\nso THATS what a best man does!?\n[/quote]\n\nWait you guys don't get celibatory sex after?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"joebidensfursona\":/users/1318767 said:\nso THATS what a best man does!?\n[/quote]\nYes and it’s my favorite part \n",
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      "body": "so THATS what a best man does!?",
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