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      "body": "I can't even imagine considering the stranger that just moved into the house across the street less than 24hrs ago for a babysitting gig. But, then again, porn comics are going to porn comic.\nIRL logic aside, this is shaping up to be a super fun comic. Definitely looking forward to seeing more. 😁",
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      "body": "Well as far as fork holding goes it make sense given claws kinda? if they ain't holding it like a knife/sword to inflict damage what's the issue?",
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      "body": "I like where this is going",
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      "body": "holding a fork like that is a forking crime",
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      "body": "Her fork holding is making me uncomfortable...",
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