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      "body": "[quote]\"usershitty\":/users/589918 said:\n\"i cant fuck you\" i fuckin heard that one before, your fate is already sealed broccoli hair\n[/quote]\n\nThe delusion of characters not realising that they are in a porn comic, smh",
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      "body": "Question, Did she washed the unicorn blood off?\n\nWe all know where this is going",
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    {
      "body": "honestly? this is hotter",
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    {
      "body": "good deal, dont fuck someone  thats under the influence.  A true gentlemen.",
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      "body": "\"i cant fuck you\" i fuckin heard that one before, your fate is already sealed broccoli hair",
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