{
  "description": "<div><p>Cookie got word from a friend of a job posting at the local guard station for a couple days and when he went to apply and received his uniform, he was none too happy about it! </p></div><div><br></div>\n<div><p>\"But we ALL had to wear it on our first few shifts,\" they tell the gullible lizard.<br><br>\"..o-oh yea? well... I guess if everyone else has done it....\"</p></div><div><br></div>\n<div><p>And off he went to patrol the streets, to the hysterical delight of all the guardsmen, and a certain friend who set up the prank in the first place. </p></div><div><br></div>\n\n<p></p><div>\"...at least I'm getting paid...\" ~Cookie</div><br><br><p><a href=\"http://www.postybirb.com/\" rel=\"nofollow ugc\">Posted using PostyBirb</a></p>\n"
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