{
  "writing": "I'm a gryphon, and by the way, it's true,\nWe're ninety percent fluff.\nAnd I've got this overwhelming craving,\nLike I can never have enough.\n\nBirdseed!\nSunflower, thistle, and millet, \nA blend so complete.\nEvery bite, I'm savoring \nPerfection in my beak.\n\nSome say I should be hunting, \nSoaring high above the trees.\nBut what a waste of time I could spend \nChompin' on them seeds.\n\nTalkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nEatin' birdseed every day!\nOnce I get a single taste,\nBetter stay out of my way!\nThinkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nI go wild when I feast!\nTearing into every mix,\nLike a berserker beast!\nGotta get that birdseed!\n\nThe folks who set out bird feeders know\nI'm always prowling through their streets.\nThey've rigged up motion sensor alarms, \nBut even so, I've got them beat.\n\nI use military stealth-grade paint.\nIt costs more than gold per pound.\nI coat my wings and tail each raid,\nAnd swipe every kernel without a sound.\n\nSome say I should be hunting, \nSoaring high above the trees.\nBut what a waste of time I could spend \nChompin' on them seeds.\n\nTalkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nEatin' birdseed every day!\nOnce I get a single taste,\nBetter stay out of my way!\nThinkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nI go wild when I feast!\nTearing into every mix,\nLike a berserker beast!\nGotta get that birdseed!\n\nTalkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nEatin' birdseed every day!\nOnce I get a single taste,\nBetter stay out of my way!\nThinkin' 'bout that birdseed!\nI go wild when I feast!\nTearing into every mix,\nLike a berserker beast!\nGotta get that birdseed!"
}