{
  "description": "Oh boy. This one's been brewing in my head for a while!\n\nSo you know how balloons vibrate from loud music due to resonance? Well, Amos the Obstagoon isn't super versed in the science of it, but he knows that if he makes HIMSELF into a balloon, his gut shakes and quivers violently to his favorite tunes. The bigger he gets, the more he feels the beat in his belly! He doesn't care how tight he's getting, in fact, he's so damn READY for the song hits a more intense part so his huge round gut fucking EXPLODES!\n\nAmos: \"F-FUCK YEAH! More! My gut's fuggin' QUAKING and ready to BUST! Oh fuck... oh fuck! Wh-when the base drops... I-I'm gonna BLOW!\"\n\nLuke: \"AMOS! Can you keep it down! It's three in the morning!\"\n\nAmos: \"Piss off, Spikes! I'm having too much bloody fun to stop now! Oh fuck... i-it's comin'! Hah... Hah... Huuuuurk!\"\n\nThe speakers nearly blow out as the base drops and Amos explodes all over his room in a thunderous explosion. If there was anyone in the Stadium fighter quarters able to sleep through this so far, they're definitely awake now...\n\nObstagoon is from Pokemon and is © Nintendo / Game Freak / The Pokemon Company"
}