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      "body": "Little chiks 😘😘😘 ",
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    {
      "body": "I could be persuaded to be more, wiuld y'all like to come in and we can do business ",
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    {
      "body": "I fucking love thin mints",
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    {
      "body": "normally i only eat cookies with milk, can you provide that too, or maybe some cream??? ;3",
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    {
      "body": "I'm interested in a different kind of box if you know what I mean 😈 \r\nA special kind of 🥠 ",
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    {
      "body": "Ay those won't be the only cookies I'm eating today girls. Am I right fellas or am I right fellas",
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    {
      "body": "Me and my friends do this all the time :3 the dangerous neighborhoods are always the go to~",
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    {
      "body": "Your going to have to more convincing than that young lady~",
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    {
      "body": "im gonna take them inside and put 10 boxes of cum inside them",
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    {
      "body": "Is that girl in the background their pimp?",
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    {
      "body": "u kno those porn vids where girl cant afford the pizza?",
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    {
      "body": "Some chances you just can't pass up.",
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    {
      "body": "I'll buy 20 if you three come inside and convince me to buy it. ",
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    {
      "body": "My cookie dealers.",
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