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      "body": "Uh oh. ",
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      "body": "gonna give a new meaning to having your back blown out...",
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      "body": "I've heard that anal sex is the bomb, but I doubt this is what they had in mind when coining that phrase.\n\nOr that someone's ass got blown up from too much effort.",
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      "body": "Nah her ass is fat enough to tank that. Worst case, we get a flashback to the old forbidden Piko images.",
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      "body": "Some days, you just can't get rid of a bomb!",
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      "body": "I think this is a little dangerous",
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