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      "body": "\"small penis\" and then it's just an average, maybe even bigger one",
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      "body": "oro has drawn so many huge cocks that he forgot how big a small one is",
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      "body": "Small by furry standards I suppose",
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      "body": "Smol Stolas. Almost as great as Big Stolas. ",
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      "body": "Huh, was wondering if Oro would do Angel.\n\nLove the little thump at the sight.\n\nAnd the fucks behind his head.",
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      "body": "Unironically a perfectly average size but I guess he's small by comparison.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"vaurians\":/users/926245 said:\nIs that Angel?\n[/quote]\n\nyee",
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      "body": "Is that Angel?",
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