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      "body": "[quote]\"redstonetrooper\":/users/921761 said:\nDon't cry buddy, there's [s]no one[/s] nothing of value in that room.\nGet yourself a woman who does really appreciate you, and watch those two get the consequences of their decisions when police arrives to their house after a \"little too rough\" session. You and your new gf will be laughing in the floor at them, I promise.\n[/quote]\n\nMethinks you're reading into this a little too hard. Pretty sure the commissioner just had a crush on two people and this was one of her fantasies. ",
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