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      "body": "All you chumps just don't appreciate true girlsmell (or boysmell!), smash",
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      "body": "Maybe after a bath... or several.  Otherwise pass",
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    {
      "body": "There are better options on this list than this. Pass.",
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      "body": "Hard pass. Girl, you fucking REEKA! I like a little stink, but you have flies and a Pig-Pen style cloud of dust around you. Take a bath!",
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