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      "body": "My dick is very confused by this",
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      "body": "Lovely! >:P",
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      "body": "The way he says \" let's get you fixed \" is so hot and cute. Like being his submissive little boy wife was always meant to be  >w<",
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      "body": "should have brought a burn heal...",
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      "body": "Oh my God😲😲😲",
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      "body": " poor berr im sure its not actually ''permanent'' you just need to be in a pokeball and put in that healing box.",
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      "body": "fried eggs lmao",
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