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      "body": "huh, this is pretty cool, I wonder who the voice actors ar- JOBBY THE HONG?!",
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      "body": "What...what the shit did I just watch lmao ",
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      "body": "You guys have no idea how much pain, suffering and loss of sanity I had endured while uploading and tagging this monstrosity, but in the end, it was all worth it...",
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      "body": "Por lo menos destructor se interesa por su amo",
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      "body": "3:38 Bumblebee, throwing a used model kit sprue at Screamer’s head: “You’ll pay for that, Starscream!”\n\nStarscream: \"Quiet! Before I turn you into [b]P L U S H I E ! \"[/b]\n\nBumblebee, horrified as he bass drops into a marketable plushie: “😨”\n\nLMFAO that has got to be one of my favorite parts of this parody, besides Screamer's slutty walk and his sudden rotoscoped face of course lol",
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      "body": "watching this with teeth tapping asmr instead of the intended audio is highly recommendable",
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    {
      "body": "all back to normal!",
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      "body": "Ravage for the win",
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      "body": "I can't believe TFP Starscream killed Cliffjumper again",
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