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      "body": "GET BEHIND ME DOCTOR ya CHARGE ME",
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      "body": "they're puttin viruses in the code that turn the friggin synths gay",
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      "body": "[quote]\"thatoneguy4852\":/users/797114 said:\nWas the protogen looking on purpose or was it really just an accident?\nYou decide!\n[/quote]\n\nEvery time anyone writes “you decide!” I have to reread the sentence but in the Epic Rap Battles announcer voice ",
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      "body": "HELL YEAH SYNTHS!!!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"coltmyu\":/users/380693 said:\nAll I heard was bunch of noise, didn't expect to see that!\n[/quote]\n\nIts the guy!!!!!!!",
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      "body": "[quote]\"dont_turn_around\":/users/318113 said:\nvery nice\nalso that protogen in the background lol\n[/quote]\n\n[quote]\"Thatoneguy4852\":/users/797114\nWas the protogen looking on purpose or was it really just an accident?\nYou decide!\n[/quote]\n\nAll I heard was bunch of noise, didn't expect to see that!",
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      "body": "delicious~",
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    {
      "body": "[i]*CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK*[/i] [b]*CRUNCH*[/b] [b][i]Y E O W C H\n[/i][/b]",
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    {
      "body": "yess more of these beepers, hope you keep up with more synths or protos",
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      "body": "awesome sauce",
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    {
      "body": "This is peak",
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      "body": "Was the protogen looking on purpose or was it really just an accident?\nYou decide!",
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      "body": "very nice\nalso that protogen in the background lol",
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