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      "body": "[quote]\"qualitybear\":/users/227145 said:\nWhy can’t this be right in front of me :0\n[/quote]\n\nWhy can't this be right behind me :D",
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      "body": "[quote]\"crispyfish\":/users/878943 said:\nWhy cant this be me :(\n[/quote]\n\nWhy can’t this be right in front of me :0",
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      "body": "Why cant this be me :(",
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      "body": "Nice view.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tededwards657\":/users/183095 said:\nGonna need some non-euclidean geometry to get that thing back inside.\n[/quote]\n\nNah, this is furry logic, everything fits everywhere luckily",
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      "body": "Gonna need some non-euclidean geometry to get that thing back inside.",
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