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      "body": "[quote]\"pc_building_yoshi\":/users/1910377 said:\nAre his balls, intact? Is this gonna heal??? That looked like an devastating amount of damage to his balls - \n\nI'm just curious. \n[/quote]\n\nI'm less concerned about his balls and more concerned about the Penis Lump",
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      "body": "[quote]\"pc_building_yoshi\":/users/1910377 said:\nAre his balls, intact? Is this gonna heal??? That looked like an devastating amount of damage to his balls - \n\nI'm just curious. \n[/quote]\n\nThey'll probably stay big forever, and he'll have trouble wearing pants.",
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      "body": "Are his balls, intact? Is this gonna heal??? That looked like an devastating amount of damage to his balls - \n\nI'm just curious. ",
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      "body": "[quote]\"gooberindex\":/users/2239280 said:\nMAN'S GOT HIS BALLS REXSPLODED AND HIS STILL HOLDING IT TOGETHER WHAT A GOAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥\n[/quote]\n\nDid my goat Rexsploded just for all this 😭😭😭",
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      "body": "[quote]\"gooberindex\":/users/2239280 said:\nMAN'S GOT HIS BALLS REXSPLODED AND HIS STILL HOLDING IT TOGETHER WHAT A GOAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥\n[/quote]\n\n''Rexsploded'' 😭",
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      "body": "MAN'S GOT HIS BALLS REXSPLODED AND HIS STILL HOLDING IT TOGETHER WHAT A GOAT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥",
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      "body": "[quote]\"kasa_beanie\":/users/1495470 said:\nOk but like, what’d they fill him with?\n[/quote]\n\nThe molten lava equivalent of what used to be testicles?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"kasa_beanie\":/users/1495470 said:\nOk but like, what’d they fill him with?\n[/quote]\n\nthey blew up his balls with a hyperbeam",
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      "body": "Ok but like, what’d they fill him with?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"leundontask\":/users/942939 said:\nwhere'd ya get that font\nthe font store?\n*ba dum tss*\n[/quote]\n\nhttps://youtu.be/CpGtBnVZLSk?si=sIAkCCZ9Z__FJm4o",
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      "body": "I am so damn happy these all came out. They're amazing, and the Hyper Beam delivered on everything I've been hyped for for the last 3 months since the vote.\nReiterating what I said on the first part, I'm certain now this series together is easily one of my favorite CBT sets I've seen.",
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