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      "body": "Jump out the back window, go around to the front, sneak up behind him & jam your fingers in his armpits & yell \"TICKLE, TICKLE, TICKLE!\"",
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      "body": "The way I would've tried kicking open my own door",
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      "body": "Fren :3",
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      "body": "She should not lock the open door\n(Run away, run away, run away)\nFull moon is on the sky and he's not a man anymore\n\nBadass animation BTW!!!",
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      "body": "let good Boi in",
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      "body": "If you're cold, they're cold. Let your pets inside.",
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      "body": "Opening the door harder than I ever have in my life.",
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      "body": "\"Open da noor\":https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLyjkX7qjG4",
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      "body": "This is animated so godly holy.\n\n--- Also yes let him in, he seems like he might be exhausted and needs some rest (water, food) etc.",
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