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      "body": "[quote]\"anal_lover\":/users/903580 said:\njeez, so many puppies, how do you manage?\n[/quote]\n\nMany hands make light work 😉",
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      "body": "[quote]\"server_dingo\":/users/927010 said:\nOh, I meant it as in short for \"deal with it\". No breaks no brakes on this puppy factory, my friend 💪\n[/quote]\n\njeez, so many puppies, how do you manage?",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tommyboi97\":/users/953083 said:\nPsh grow the family more. You're adorable here and inspiring me to be a good breeder\n[/quote]\n\nOh, I meant it as in short for \"deal with it\". No breaks no brakes on this puppy factory, my friend 💪",
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      "body": "They're going to stampede the restaurant, oh noes",
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      "body": "[quote]\"server_dingo\":/users/927010 said:\nDeal 😎\n[/quote]\n\nPsh grow the family more. You're adorable here and inspiring me to be a good breeder",
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      "body": "[quote]\"zowombie101\":/users/2215861 said:\nthis is why we REALLY need birth control\n\n[/quote]\n\nDeal 😎",
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      "body": "this is why we REALLY need birth control\n",
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