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      "body": "Tripp did not, in fact, receive hazard pay. He filed a complaint with OSHA, and lawsuits are pending. His case is scheduled to be heard in court sometime in 2028.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"dameonthelucario\":/users/28586 said:\n~Caall mee byy your naaaame~\n[/quote]\n\nHehe , nice one . 😏",
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      "body": "Mission accomplished: Jim is totally hard.\nSide-effect: Tripp is also totally hard.\nA swordfight should be expected.",
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      "body": "~Caall mee byy your naaaame~",
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      "body": "Slid down that thang like Mario on a flagpole ",
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      "body": "His shots need to hit the ceiling ",
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      "body": "Holy shit, Vox",
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      "body": "He got quite the view up there",
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