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      "body": "In furry world this conversation would happen regularly. F-ing service industry. ",
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      "body": "a green cock helps with plantfolk(and fucking them)",
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      "body": "[quote]\"just_a_boi\":/users/1051373 said:\nI'm short staffed too. That's why I bottom.\n[/quote]\n\nHello, 911? I'd like to report a suicide",
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      "body": "I'm short staffed too. That's why I bottom.",
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      "body": "I hope there's a follow up pick that implies there's a third in this train that is also knotted.",
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      "body": "\"Could you come today?\"\n\"Already came, sorry.\"",
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      "body": "pretty sure he could come, but i think showing up is gonna be a different story...",
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      "body": "I think that counts as a little tied up at the moment ",
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      "body": "h3. Please",
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      "body": "He did say please...",
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      "body": "He must be desperate ",
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