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      "body": "Нихуясе,это чё счастливая концовка~?",
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      "body": "She just wants to be your best and only bestie.",
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      "body": "Does this still result in the Child of Doom ending?",
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      "body": "Somehow the protagonist would still manage to be depressed to all hell, even after that.",
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      "body": "[quote]\"lotean\":/users/4056 said:\nNo breaking down the door? :(\n[/quote]\n\nShe asked politely, and he answered politely. so what's the point?",
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      "body": "No breaking down the door? :(",
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