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      "body": "[quote]\"sohler\":/users/1521996 said:\nIK THAT SOUND ITS PORTAL 2 REPULSION GEL (goated ref lol)\n[/quote]\n\nIsn't that the \"Hard light bridge\" ?\nheh, get it? \"hard\"",
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      "body": "IK THAT SOUND ITS PORTAL 2 REPULSION GEL (goated ref lol)",
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