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      "body": "Full of gold coins 😹😻",
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      "body": "The fact he has 7, a odd number, which implies that somewhere out there is a one-balled dragon, likely living in constant fear of the Barbarian returning to finish what he started!",
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      "body": "Okay 1.it's funny and 2.that poor dragon, the dragon got popped like a pinata",
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      "body": "this was okay I guess, but why is this so overtagged? half of the tags here are super trivial or appear for like one second in the background",
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      "body": "This is adventure time in an alternate universe",
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      "body": "[quote]\"consciousdonkey\":/users/93797 said:\nWhy 7 though? And how come he already has 5 balls? I mean, they come in pairs, so I'd expect he'd have 4 or 6.\n[/quote]\nThe last one only had 1 ):",
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      "body": "[quote]\"tasty_peach\":/users/1541589 said:\nOoooh, 7 Dragon balls give a wish, I get it.\n[/quote]\nWhy 7 though? And how come he already has 5 balls? I mean, they come in pairs, so I'd expect he'd have 4 or 6.",
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      "body": "The Barbarian antihero :D",
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      "body": "Ooooh, 7 Dragon balls give a wish, I get it.",
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      "body": "Apparently either the white dragon received a little mercy, or someone got the other one first...",
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