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      "body": "[quote]\"server_dingo\":/users/927010 said:\nalso inb4 some pedantic nerd calls it out:\n\nyeah it's fudge ice cream, yeah he's a canine. Let's just say either he's carrying some non-canine's offspring, giving him an immunity, or its some kind of carob-based/canine-friendly version. Or, hell, maybe Serv is just cool like that 😎\n[/quote]\n\nEh, he's probably fine. Considering his (probably) human-esque internal biology, the theobromine (the stuff what kills dogs and cats) in the chocolate ice cream should be passed through the body without any harm. \nalso i dont appreciate being compared to a common pedantic nerd, I'm much more than that. 🤓",
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      "body": "[quote]\"bluewolf9283\":/users/1222169 said:\nIt's already a pregnant dude, we've jumped off the reality train some time ago lmao feed the guy chocolate!\n[/quote]\n\nYou'd be surprised by the kinds of things that some people, for whatever reason, feel the need to post when it comes to pointing out \"scientific inaccuracies\" on a website about anthropomorphic animals lmao",
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      "body": "[quote]\"server_dingo\":/users/927010 said:\nalso inb4 some pedantic nerd calls it out:\n\nyeah it's fudge ice cream, yeah he's a canine. Let's just say either he's carrying some non-canine's offspring, giving him an immunity, or its some kind of carob-based/canine-friendly version. Or, hell, maybe Serv is just cool like that 😎\n[/quote]\n\nIt's already a pregnant dude, we've jumped off the reality train some time ago lmao feed the guy chocolate!",
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      "body": "also inb4 some pedantic nerd calls it out:\n\nyeah it's fudge ice cream, yeah he's a canine. Let's just say either he's carrying some non-canine's offspring, giving him an immunity, or its some kind of carob-based/canine-friendly version. Or, hell, maybe Serv is just cool like that 😎",
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      "body": "> Hen & Beary's\n\nlol",
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