{
  "description": "Everyone say it with me: I have no explanation for this, and even if I had one, I wouldn't give it.\n\nI like the idea of painful and perhaps deadly situations being, well, not. Bathing in boiling oil? Eh, that's just Tuesday afternoon for our squirrel friend. \n\nBetween that and \"compost kink\":https://e621.net/posts/5544332, I don't know whether to be concerned or not. Eh, I'll draw weirder still."
}