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      "body": "Absolutely violated",
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      "body": "minor injury, nothing a revivemint can't fix",
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    {
      "body": "Woah! That was some really fast acid, I'm calling a bone scientist to get to the bottom of this",
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      "body": "thumb #1726133",
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    {
      "body": "what the fuck?? XD",
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    {
      "body": "well rip ralsei....",
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      "body": "The biggest comeback ever would be making Ralsei get Kris killed instead, maybe set in one of the new chapters\n\nThe animation is flawless but I want justice for the fluffy boy :(",
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      "body": "Why? Just... why? ",
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      "body": "I thought this was gonna be a cute animation 😭",
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      "body": "I was curious to see why this post has all those downvotes.\nWhen I saw why I actually thought it was funny. A little bit of dark humor doesn't hurt... us :)",
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      "body": "What a unexpected turn of events lol",
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      "body": "LMFAO i can imagine someone upvoting then instantly switching it to a downvote",
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      "body": "That.. wasn't supposed to happen.",
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